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Gnarfas, Lupe Of Many Arms
In the woods there is a door,
Not told of by the wickedest lore,
Within resides a fearsome maw,
No one living has ever saw.
The cruel eyes mark the beast,
Withheld by nothing from the feast,
But the barred door that stands in his way,
Loathing each night becoming day.
Crack in the wall lets in horrid light,
Sitting there waiting for the depraved night,
Clawing and tearing,
Crimson eyes glaring...
Desiring to kill, to kill, to kill!
Lapping up terror in an attempt to fill,
The ancient hunger that resides within,
Blood filling the place
His heart should have been.
No lord of terror can control,
Only keep him trapped in the hole,
In there all night and every day,
Except when let out to" play."
Great fangs bared and glistening,
Brown ears perked and listening,
And lo! He does hear,
A heartbeat, terrified and near.
Swiftly he runs, silent feet on the ground,
Trying to find to the source of the sound,
Mouth overflowing, that sweetest of scents,
Poor creature unaware of monster's intents.
So docile, so sweet,
Twigs snapping under feet,
It turns and listens -- was that a howl?
Scampering quickly it hears a low growl.
Small feet finding sudden flight,
It runs from the jaws, straining to bite,
Reaching a house it dashes inside,
Anything for a place to hide.
Safely inside it peers out the glass,
The monster is there, it lurks in the grass,
Sitting inside, it turns to the window to gaze,
Only to find, there, is the monster's face!
Ode To The Mutant Lutari
What a wicked new creature
With devious eyes
Not disgusting, drooling,
Or covered in flies
He's delightfully ferocious --
A mutant lover's dream,
While others who look upon this creature
Close their eyes and just scream
Most thought a mutant
Would never be up to par,
But thanks to TNT
He has now raised the bar
I hope soon I can
Transform my 'pet
He will become mutant one day
On that you can bet
So, until then,
I'll wait on the Fountain Faerie,
So my 'pet will become
Wicked, evil, and scary
The Sad Tale Of Colonel Cobb
With the new "mystery cap" of Sloth
now available in the mall,
let us take a moment to remember
his old army, the invasion and all.
Within the ranks of his army,
one named was feared from within,
This Grundo commander named Colonel Cobb
of the Second Grundo Air Cavalry Battalion.
This legendary commander of Grundos
was fearsome, harsh, and tough,
and his Grundo soldiers were
the most devoted of Sloth's bunch.
When the invasion came
Cobb was right on time,
as part of the invasion force
going behind enemy lines,
but then something happened,
no one really knows what is was,
Sloth abandoned him and his men
and only Cobb remains from that cause.
With his soldiers gone, the poor Cobb
lost what was left of his senses,
and found his way to an old farm
surrounded by white picket fences.
Now, Cobb spends his days on the farm
growing vegetables every day,
and then shouting and giving them orders
inspiring them, as he would say.
He treats his vegetables like his new soldiers,
the turnips, the juppies, the asparagus stalk.
Although he does lose his temper when
they don't reply, since vegetables can't talk.
Still, Cobb continues to drill
new commands into the potatoes and beans,
convinced that one day they will be
rugged, rangy, mad monster marching machines.
So now, Colonel Cobb continues on
although he would never complain.
It just goes to show old soldiers never stop,
they just slowly go insane.
Where Does All The Dung Go?
I've seen it lurking all over Neopia
Where does all the dung go?
How can we have so many uses for dung?
I've asked around, but no one seems to know.
Clicking on my favorite links
I discovered some dung
In my Hasee Bounce game,
My orange Hasee smacked right into it!
Rendering him useless... such a shame!
Off I went to Meri Acres Farm
To try my hand at the Pick Your Own,
While wandering the farm and filling the basket
Three big lumps of dung,
All my basket had shown.
Got hungry, went off in search of some food,
And my nose led me to the Pizzaroo,
Upon opening the door
And seeing the Dung Pizza
My first and only thought was "Eww!"
Decided to stop by my Ixi's Neohome
And have some tea, chat for a bit,
But all her furniture was made out of dung!
That's just great! Now where do I sit?
So, we all know that the dung is here to stay,
And that TNT has found such uses for it,
But I'm hoping this dung isn't here to stay
I could use a Neopia without dung,
Just for a bit!
In the corner of Neopia
Sits a little kennel,
Noises echo throughout,
Although the Petpets are quite gentle.
This kennel is called the Kadoatery,
Here the Kadoaties stay
By themselves in the little cages,
While their owners are on holiday.
Unfortunately it takes little time
For these charming Petpets to get sad,
They may be lonely,
But I know a way you can make them glad.
Each eagerly awaits
A food of their choice,
And once they receive it
They are sure to rejoice.
Whether it be a Fruity Salad
Or an Acara Cabbage Cake,
Hurry and get it for them
For goodness' sake!
One thing I failed to mention
Is that feeding them is a competition,
Actually giving them the food
Is a bit of an expedition.
For there’s a shiny new avatar
In it for you,
Feed 75 Kadoaties
And it can be yours, too.
So get out there
And feed those Petpets,
After seeing those smiling faces
I’m sure you’ll have no regrets.
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