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KYRII DAY SPECIAL
Alayne, The Beauty
A beautiful royal Kyrii
Ruled the kingdoms
As she stole the Bori's heart
Her skirts were spinning,
The fairest queen
Ever to exist
She spoke sweet words,
Did justice and honor,
And she raised her beautiful sword
A magnificent blue rose
Singing in the moonlight,
Dancing in the water,
The moonlight kissed her face
The fairest queen ever to exist
All Neopia bowed
And chanted her name
The beautiful royal Kyrii
Alayne was her name.
The Lady Of Ravenscarr, Kyrii Queen
Upon her throne
With cold blue glare
The Lady of Ravenscarr sits
A Kyrii Queen
With locks hued fair
And beauty admired by many
This icy queen
Cares nought for any
But connives to plan her war
Not good, not bad,
But instead a queen
Who lacks a moral compass
And if you live
And if you don’t
Her apathy remains untouched
But touch her kingdom,
Threaten her rule and,
Find just how much power this queen hides
Better Than Us
You see that Kyrii? He's better than you:
His hair is shinier, and his teeth are, too,
You must admit, by the way he's dressed,
With his perfect whites
And his creases pressed,
That it may well be sad but true,
That that Kyrii there is better than you.
This Kyrii here is better than me:
She's one to be envied, as you can see,
She always gets the best table at kelp
And does the Faerie Crossword
Without any help,
And though I don't lack vanity,
I know this Kyrii here is better than me.
Those Kyrii there are better than us:
The royals, faeries, Maraquans and plush,
They are uniform in excellent health,
And display their signs of massive wealth,
Masters of both mirror and brush,
All of those Kyrii are better than us.
Fortunes Of The Island Mystic
Off the coast of Mystery Island,
There is a Kyrii to see,
Whose past and powers are shrouded
In a magical mystery.
For, through some unknown way,
The Mystic has a great gift,
To be able to divine the future
For any who come visit.
All who come hope to hear
That good fortune awaits them,
But the Mystic can only foresee
What is to become of them.
While good fortune comes to some
Others might not be lucky
The only way is to visit him
To reveal the mystery.
Will he say that good fortune
Will come at the Magic Shop,
Or perhaps you will discover
Many Neopoints at the Food Shop?
Perhaps your sense of direction
Will cease unexpectedly,
Or perhaps you will lose an Aisha plushie
To some random jelly.
It changes every day, so hopefully
One day you won't have to see,
That you will be chased by a trio
Of four-headed Kyrii.
Capara The Cheat
Capara the cheat,
With her long shiny hair,
Playing cards with this Kyrii
Will never be fair.
She's as devious as she is beautiful,
That is a fact,
But her deception is flawed --
Many cards she'll attract.
Nine times out of ten,
That Kyrii is cheating,
Call her out on that fact
And she's in for a beating.
But her ego won't budge,
Whether you win or lose,
You may think otherwise
But it's just part of her ruse.
So many things can be said
For this complicated creature,
With Kyrii Day here
She's now the main feature.
So, celebrate Capara
Since she's so entertaining,
Go spend a little time with her
And you'll need no more explaining.
Kyrii Day is here at last!
All are bright, none are perturbed,
But don't forget about the snacks
That on this day are to be served.
Kyrii strive to keep their manes
Sleek and clean and full of gloss,
Inspired, the Chocolate Factory makes
Four types of Kyrii candy floss!
Pink, yellow, blue, or green,
That candy floss is quite a treat!
If candy floss is not your taste,
Kyrii baked goods are just as sweet.
Cookies are simple, crunchy pleasures,
Try a chocolate chip of the Kyrii kind!
Or strawberry, or maybe gold --
(Though with gold cookies,
Your bank would mind.)
If creamy treats are more your style,
A Super Creamy Kyrii Cake
Or a chocolate Kyrii mount
Will do, but watch for tummyaches.
All of these delicious treats
Will cheer you up if skies are grey.
Be it cookies, candy floss, or cake,
Have at least one this Kyrii Day!
The Kyrii's Battledome Abilities
The Kyrii Growl is fierce to all,
And all should fear its might.
Available at Level One,
The Growl's a fearsome sight!
The Kyrii Tackle's harmful, too.
Attained at Level 10,
The tackle overthrows a foe,
A frightening stratagem!
The skill Deplete is powerful,
At Level 20 earned.
Yet no one's sure what it is for,
Its secret not discerned!
The Cyclone move is limited.
So's Earth Shield. So is Glare.
These three rare moves are only here
On Kyrii Day this year!
So celebrate this holiday
By training Kyrii 'pets!
They need your battle acumen.
They want to fight and sweat!
Mel was the least favorite 'pet,
For a Kyrii you could bet,
She never tried her best
And always makes everyone stressed
The Yurble has beautiful hair,
Mel didn’t care,
The Cybunny is cute,
But Mel is just too rude
All the other 'pets had something special,
But she never showed her potential,
Everyone of the family offers help kindly,
Mel offers it unfriendly
This won’t be easy for me,
But everyone has to agree,
That now it’s time to say farewell
Stan The Kyrii
He crept up slowly, silently,
To the sleeping vendor’s stall.
Waiting for the perfect moment
He stole away with all.
At night he skulks in alleys,
He stalks down quiet streets,
Relieving unwary Neopets
Of their newly-purchased treats.
Even at noon you can find him
If you search with patient eye,
He hides in convenient shadows
To steal from you and I.
So watch out for Stan the Kyrii!
The most devious of thieves...
As you amble through the market
On quiet Sakhmet eves.
Stan The Vegetable Thief
Travel to The Lost Desert,
Just be wary of a thief.
There's a lone Kyrii,
Who causes some grief.
He's known just as Stan,
And he just wants to eat,
But he's somewhat selective;
He doesn't steal meat.
He loves Ummagines
And vegetables alike.
Careful when in Sahkmet;
Who knows when he'll strike?
His game rewards an avatar,
For this who dare to try.
Wait for those pesky guards,
To casually walk by.
When the coast is clear,
Steal the needed fruit.
Now, when they notice,
Take your escape route!
After the game is done,
I'd check your pocket.
Stan probably visited --
And took off like a rocket!
So, on this Kyrii Day,
Don't carry any fruit.
Stan is lurking nearby,
And will come to steal your loot!
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