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Side Account Neopet
I see my owner maybe
Every ten or twenty days
I know she’s in Neopia daily
But doesn’t come this way
I live on a side account
Empty of avatars and Neohome
I sit there by myself
With nowhere interesting to roam
She puts me in the Neolodge
So I’m groomed and well fed,
But sometimes I’m so lonely
By myself in my bed
I want her to play with me,
Read to me and give me toys
Like those main account Neopets
How I long for those joys!
Next time she pays a visit
I’ll let her know how I feel
Even though I’m just a side account 'pet
Our bond should be just as real
In Between Holidays
We're in between holidays
What do we do?
Rhyme about things
That are purple or blue?
Stand on our head
Or wiggle our toes?
Eat a Dung Cream Sandwich
While holding our nose?
Do a funny dance
Or play Dice-A-Roo?
Tickle a Kau
To see if it'll moo?
Do some housework on our Neohomes
Or try to learn CSS or HTML?
Play a prank on Sloth,
Just to hear him say "You fail!"
Take your 'pet fishing,
Or maybe to the beach?
Scare a Neofriend
With a big pickled leech?
Do a kind deed for new players here,
Or maybe visit Terror Mountain?
Open a faerie fortune cookie in hopes of
Taking a dip in the Rainbow Fountain?
While stuck between holidays
There is so much to do,
If you can't think of nothing,
Just look at this list I just gave you.
Selling Wraith Staff!
Buy from me this splendid staff
Your enemies shall feel your wrath
With it, you'll be looking cool
Come on, man, don't be a fool
I guarantee this staff to be mighty fine
It has an otherworldly purple shine
Available for only three million or so
It doesn't really do much... it's just for show
Perhaps I'll enter the Poetry Contest
For some publicication
Perhaps someone will buy
My Wraith Staff out of fascicination
In which case, I'll add another verse,
This one will not match the first
Roses are like... like... flowers
And if you're dirty
maybe you take some... showers
I ran out of rhymes...
So I guess it is the times...
For me to go...
I hope you enjoyed the shoe... I mean, show.
The Kadoatery, A Beginners Nightmare
Kif has been fed,
Guest has been fed,
Vash has been fed,
But Winston is sad!
What does Winston want?
This should be easy!
He wants Kadoatie Biscuits.
Is that leaving you queasy?
Obviously you need help,
But what to do first?
Refresh the Kadoatery
And don't hope for the worst.
When they're hungry again
You have to be quick!
Copy what they want
And paste it in the Shop Wiz.
Search for the food
And hope that it's cheap,
Then quickly buy the item.
It can't take you a week!
With much speed and haste,
Go back to feed the Kad.
Oh wait, he's been fed!
Now that's leaving YOU sad!
Up For Adoption
Unconverted and desired above the rest.
UC 'pet owners are truly blessed.
Coveted and unable to create anymore,
UCs are something everyone seems to look for.
Finding one Up For Adoption is rather rare.
The UFA process is quite the affair.
Neopians come from all over to try.
Sometimes even hundreds apply.
Flooded with apps, the owner must pick --
Looking for the app that really clicks.
Who is most deserving, do they really know?
Such a huge process to undergo.
Who is being honest? Who stretches the truth?
They promise to care for it
But where’s the proof?
Will they keep, will they trade,
Will they let it rot away?
How can you believe
All the things that they say?
I don’t envy
The decision making you have ahead.
In fact, it’s something I really dread.
I can say choose me,
Use my other 'pets as proof.
That when I say I will care for it,
It is the truth.
I know everyone says the same,
To get 'pets it is part of the game.
Some really would care for the 'pet, you see.
Some people like, say... well, me!
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