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Assignment 53
by Kuroge

On these unknown planets,
become a daring recruit,
the many stranded scientists
will be your impending pursuit.

In the forests of Wuba,
beware the plant life,
whose pointed seed pods
will surely bring you strife.

On the swampy Octozodi,
beware the slimy creatures
that will entangle you
in their slimy features.

On the mountains of Wuba,
beware the steep slopes,
for one wrong step
will destroy all hopes.

On the land of Gorignak,
beware the rocky inclines,
until you find the lost
within the malicious mines. 

Nearing the Kreludor moon,
beware the many lasers,
each step forward
brings you more dangers.

With a plethora of Nerkmids
and Gross Foods to assist,
perhaps you can rescue
the five trapped scientists.

Neopian Rulers
by Ujala_13__

Neopian rulers are sometimes bright,
dabbling in the complications of undivided right,
or full of spite, perhaps uptight,
I'll speak about some before the night.

Oh, look! Here comes one.
It's King Skarl, a ruler of fun.
With an iron fist, vicious as a beast,
but still voracious to say the least.

But moving on, across this lawn,
here's King Hagan, up at dawn.
Any looseness is quite gone,
as the speech he recites tends to go on.

And here's Queen Fyora, sweet as a hen,
and more glamorous than a fountain pen.
Yet, she's much wiser than a million wise men.

Then there's King Coltzan, 
who's pushed up flowers,
but even now he goes through the hours,
helping Neopets accomplish their dreams;
perhaps it's his way of blowing off steam?

Lastly, there's King Kelpbeard, lesser known,
but without him Maraqua 
would've been owned.
He's banished Scarblade 
to the depths of the sea,
I think it was twice, 
or perhaps it was three.

I've named five rulers, of course there's more!
But I didn't want this to be a bore.
Maybe you'll find one, just look to the shore,
Or, I suppose you could 
search out one in Altador.

Ode To Games
by Pantdevil540

Ah, Neopets games.
Trophies for my cabinet
High scores win them all.

Swarm trophy I seek,
First of the month, I can't wait...
Will win it this time.

The club I will choose.
Dear Kass, prepare to be bashed,
Whacked meters away.

Mueka I will beat
Snot Splatter, name of the game
Send the snot flying.

To play Zurroball
Little gravity in space
Keep the ball afloat.

Double Or Nothing,
Flip of a coin decides fate.
Snargan, you will lose.

Don't count the carrots;
Extreme Potato Counter
Potatoes fly by.

Say "Ugga Ugga,"
Play Tyranu Evavu
High, low, you decide.

Hmm... which one to play?
So many games to choose from,
Trophies to be won.

King Skarl
by Too_kule

In ye olde land of Meridell
There lived King Skarl, a grumpy bloke.
He stared me down with beady eyes
And then he roared, “Tell me a joke!”

I trembled, shocked to be addressed!
My mouth worked faster than my brain.
“What do you call a Buzz?” I asked.
“A retro velvet candy cane!”

...A retro velvet candy cane?!?
That joke was nonsense to the core!
King Skarl stared. My nerves increased,
And then I chose to try once more.

“What don’t you do if you’re a brown
Gelert who can’t stand Count von Roo?
You don’t them a big book of pink
Tyrela Softpaw Blumaroo!”

I clasped my hands over my mouth.
I couldn’t grasp what I’d just said.
Nerves had me speaking jibberish!
I tried again, gut filled with dread.

“Where isn’t make a team of Kau
accepts a quest for NeoPox?
When it’s protected misaligned
white chocomato Doglefox!”

White chocomato? Well, that’s that.
So much for pleasing that blue grump.
I thought my epic fail would get
Me thrown into the Rubbish Dump.

But something happened there and then
That made my beating heart stop cold.
King Skarl smirked and then held out
His hand, which held some gleaming gold.

“It’s yours,” he said, “but only if
you never tell more jokes to me.”
And that, my friend, is how I earned
a whopping ninety-two NP.

Evil Coconut
by Leisa225

I'm an evil coconut, small and round
Don't you see my flaming eyes? 
Don't you see my frown?
And even though I weigh but a single pound
I'm very rare, so there's 
Little chance I'll see you around

I'm an evil coconut. I'm on fire, it's true!
I'm a hideous totem, the ultimate taboo!
Can you guess where I'm from? 
Do you know where I'm found?
Yes, I'm very rare, so there's 
Little chance I'll see you around

I'm an evil coconut who lives in the woods
Not Krawk Island or Meridell! 
What silly falsehoods!
I'm at the wondrous, 
The maginificent Coconut Shy
Good Neopian, I beg you, 
jJust give it one try
If you can manage to knock 
But one coconut to the ground
Why, you'd win a grand prize 
And such fame renowned!

What? By Fyora, you've done it! 
You're a winner, my friend!
What a feat, what a job, 
What an event to attend!
I'm impressed, and so is 
That creepy old Quiggle
He couldn't even manage 
To let out his usual giggle
It looks like I'll be 
Going home with you today
Why not put me in your album, 
Put me on display?
Yes, show me to your friends -- 
I promise not to bite
I can see that they're all jealous now, 
So I say to you, "GOOD NIGHT!"


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