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Ode to Usuls By Kwake

Ode to Usuls, their fur so bright;
They ski the slopes and show no fright.

Vicious and strong, they fight very well.
If you fight one, I bid you farewell.

Radiant, they’ve conquered the runways.
Talented, it’s you they’ll amaze.

With their silky fur and fluffy tail,
They’ll trap you in; no need to wail.

If you need strength, they’ve got it covered.
If you need love, you’ll discover

That there is no better pet out there
Loyal and true, kind and fair.

Ode to Usuls, to you I salute!
(To non-Usul lovers,
I think YOUR pets are cute, too!)

Life At The Pound By Bumblebuzz11

Life at the pound.
A torture lived only by the sufferers,
Of selfish
Inconsiderate
Neopet owners.
Struggling helplessly in chains
On the cold stone floor.
The Techo rattling a cane on the bars,
His malicious, cold eyes narrowed on me.
C'mon, it's time for work.
As we stumbled forward
Towards the barred door,
A sweet looking girl ran in, in a flurry,
The kind Uni by her side.
Pick your pet love,
They all want to go so much.
The girl walked slowly from cage to cage,
Then she saw the cane in the Techo's hand,
The colour drained from her face.
She looked at all the Shoyrus in the cage.
Then she saw me.
"Ooh, who's that?" questioned the girl.
"Oh, that poor Shoyru is Medwinn,"
Started the Uni,"He's been here for so long."
The girl looked longingly into my eyes.
"I'll take him!"
"Foolish child," sneered the Techo,
"He's hopeless! You don't want him."
"Well guess what? I do!"
She said so firmly that the Techo gave in.
Hesitantly, he came up to me
And released my chains.
Life at the pound was finally over.

Lime Chia Pop By Inazuma_lupe

It all started when
I craved a green pop
I visited Terror Mountain
And went to the shop

I heard the bell ring
As I entered the door
And I went to the counter and asked:
"Do you have a Lime Pop in store?"

The shop owner nodded
And showed me an aisle
I went over to see and
I found a Lime Chia Pop
Wrapped up in style!

It sparkled in my eyes
And I brought it to the owner
I took out my NP and asked:
"How much is this Chia Pop?"

The owner answered
And I was quite surprised
"It's a thousand NP"
And I felt tears in my eyes

Suddenly my owner entered
And she paid up for me
I went out the door
Sucking my Chia Pop with glee

Ode To A Beat Up Lupe By Dante665

On Neopets I try to win a fight,
but ev'ry time I try I get knocked down.
I fight and strain but just can't get it right,
my Lupe always seems to get beat down.
No matter how he fights inside the dome,
the Flaming Meerca kicks his poor behind.
He's beaten badly, then I take him home,
to heal again and face the war-like grind.
But finally now my strikes all find their place,
and Meerca's blows all seem to go off wide!
My Lupe moves with brilliance, speed, and grace.
Perhaps this time I'm on the winning side!
But blast that Meerca's hide, he pulls a stunt...
I'm off to nurse the wounds of my poor runt!!

The Lair Of The Beast By _Cutie_fox_

Walking through the Tyrainnian plateau,
Chewing on a Claw-matoe.
You see a dungeon, dark and deep;
You enter, your pets begin to weep.
Up and down, over and around,
It gets so silent; not a sound.
Climbing up a fragile wall,
You think, "I wish I'd went to the mall!"
You enter the loft,
Floor exactly opposite of soft.
What's this you hear? A creature breathing?
Now, hush your pet as it whines from teething.
Your bones are chilled,
It's so cold your skin is pale.
Just to be warmed
By The Beast's exhale.
Your knees buckle, your peepers peeled;
The creature emerges from being concealed.
Its eyes like fire, glow through a stone door;
You shudder as it lets out an enormous
ROOOOAAAARRR!!!
Eek! You're running all about,
Arms flipping around like a trout.
You're so scared, your legs feel like cream...
You wake up... it was all a dream?!?



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