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The REAL One
What do you mean
I'm not the real one?
I'm the only one here
Getting anything done!
These wings aren't
Made out of cloth,
Why, they are as
Delicate as a moth's!
And, of course,
How great my powers
To create such a
Festival of flowers?
It would be for you,
To change what you
Thought you knew.
No more doubts?
That's what I thought.
Now find those Neggs,
You lazy lot!
The Gatherer's Story
Wandering in the dark grass
With my dress a mess,
I recalled why I was here,
Because some things disappeared.
The flowers dotted the land
As I ran with the Petpets on my farm.
I looked around and scanned
As the sun set down as an alarm.
When I woke up that morning
Something was completely wrong.
So, without a single warning,
I went on my journey prolong.
Now I am facing a beast
And I gave him a snack to nibble.
My love for animals has increased
Even little by little.
So I went back to my farm
With Petpets in my arms.
A Lupe came to my door,
So now I am the Gatherer of Altador.
The Festival Of Neggs' Return
Spring has returned,
And we have our sure sign
When Kari sets up her booth
With her smiles so kind.
The Festival of Neggs has begun again,
Enticing Neopians to hunt for days
For all those unique patterns
Across the lands and in different ways.
This year brings surprising twists,
With new prizes and a new “faerie.”
Read each clue carefully
And, with each step, be wary.
Of course, for those that make the trek,
Don't worry about the Neggery being empty,
Kari's apprentice has taken over
So trade in tokens for your unique tempting.
So ready your baskets and magnifying glasses
And prepare yourself for the hunt,
Kari is counting on you now
So make sure to not miss a moment!
Ode To The Deserted Fairground
A spooky place...
Not many dare to travel there,
Unless they fancy quite a scare.
A "pleasant evening" there is rare.
The Deserted Fairground the spot
Where you might lose all that you've got,
The carnival workers' cheats are never caught;
Your skill at games there is for naught.
Visit Arnold, test your strength!
His tricky game lasts any length.
Perhaps a game of Bagatelle?
Although it likely won't end well...
Or maybe you would like to try
Your hand at the Coconut Shy.
Don't be put off by the sly
eyes of the creepy Quiggle guy.
My favorite joint is Spooky Foods.
(Mmm mmm, Bloody Ghost Toast!)
Munchies of the bravest dudes,
if they survive the meal to boast!
Well, I guess you've had enough.
Your Neopet has to be pretty tough
To appreciate the (albeit, obscure)
Eerie Deserted Fairground's allure.
Cooking For Kougras
Cooking For Kougras
Lists recipes to make
And if you have a Kougra
This cuisine will delight
An Iced Vanilla Kougra Cake
Two layered and round
With purple Kougra crown
A single Strawberry Kougra Cookie
Fruity bliss in bright pink wrapping
Supremely sweetened felicity
A package of rosy divinity
Chocolate Kougra Cake
Baked in the shape of a K
Seven candles flicker atop it
And frosting drips down the sides
Purple Kougra Cookie Paw
Vanilla cookie, thick and sticky
Leafy pad and purple claws
Icing trickles down the edges
Creamy Kougra Pie is yummy
The Kougra's face is in your tummy
But do not fear, it is not real
The features are only sculpted
A White Chocolate Kougra Paw
Is it real? Is it not?
But it is sweet, and it is luscious
And Kougra are not cannibals
Chokato Kougra Pudding
Made of creamy chocolate
Curled tail and orange slanted eyes
Chokato sauce and Chokato garnish
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