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Upon the shore, a gift appears,
so great, so mighty, I am brought to tears.
A treasure yes, yet what's the price?
A Dubloon, or two, a throw of the dice?
"Five, or six!" The Pirate yells,
a classic smuggler, of low-tide smells.
"Do we have a deal?" he asks me quick,
so that his offer just might stick.
"I'll give you four, and that's my call,"
I respond with promptness, down the grotto hall.
He strokes his chin, then flashes a smile,
while hacking some phlegm, and yellow bile.
He tosses the present, and holds out his hand,
I give him the money, which is covered in sand.
I walk away, in awe, not loathe,
having made a purchase, at Smuggler's Cove....
Quest of Eleus Batrin
Into the dank cave
You must beware
Scary monsters are everywhere
From the entrance to the lair
You'll find Xantan standing there
Fight him you must
Change him into filthy dust
Obtain the ring which he wears
Absorb the power which it posesses
Give me the ring of Xantan
And I, Eleus Batrin will make you a weapon
Don't forget some other things
Especially rods from the metal beings
Creatures or monsters won't scare you
Well, if they do
Teach them a lesson, a thing or two
With this item I just create
Come, brave soul
Take the wand I just made
Monsters and creatures
Will be afraid
The Ice Caves
Freezing cold, the Ice Cave is,
Enter it if you would please.
The Snowager waits for you in the dark,
And slithers around without leaving a mark.
Grab its treasures while it is asleep,
But be prepared, suddenly it may leap,
Giving your pet a big fat nip!
The Neggery is pretty nice,
With Neggs of all kinds
To please your eyes.
Have you any normal Neggs?
Change some tokens, and the Negg Faerie
Will be ready to fill
Magical Neggs into your bags!
The Scratchcard Kiosk
Is where your luck may be,
Why not go there, and you will see,
Scritchy scratchy scritchy scratch,
Can you predict
What is under the grey patch?
Your pets with ice weapons,
Try them in the Battledome
And see what happens.
Where to get them, you may wonder,
Go straight to the igloo, ponder not,
Otherwise, in a blink
The goodies will be bought!
Try your skills at the Ice Cave game,
Help Garon the Lupe who has came,
Too far into the cave,
And whose situation
Is now rather grave.
So now you know all,
I'll leave you alone on your own,
To explore the unknown...
Terror Mountain's where to go!
Lupes guard the caves, above, below
Snowager squirms or growls or roars
And if you're lucky, sometimes snores!
Neggs are found all over there
In bushes, drifts - sometimes mid air!
But please, my friends, this you must know
Please don't eat the yellow snow!
Make snowballs, yes! If you must
Gather up the yellow dust
Round it nice and make them firm
Pack it tight and keep the worm!
Store them safe and save them up
But of the snow... please never sup!
Snow Faerie pleads, "Come do my quest!"
Shop wise and quick, and pass the test
Go visit Mika and his mate
Their igloo keeps the lights on late
Save the tusky, too... it's true
You'll earn a bundle if you do
But never, when for slushies go
Stop to taste the yellow snow
You see, the Lupes love it here
Warm fur makes sure they never fear
The cold and ice and snow, you see
But even Lupes must wee wee
So while you travel Terror's sites,
Gather snowballs - yes, that's right
And Neggs and riches from the scratches
But please, learn quick - avoid the patches
Of yellow snow, some here, some there
You can be sure that that is where
A Lupe's stopped and left his share
Of what makes the yellow snow
Great weapons, yes - as weapons go,
It is not nice, this yellow snow,
Make sure, take care, remember so
Please don't eat the yellow snow!
It was said to be a tropical island,
One of great mystery,
With everything so tropical,
Including tall palm trees
A tiny wooden Neoboat,
Delivers visitors across the sea,
To this magical colourful island,
To see the mystery
The first one who will greet you,
Is a native who's cute and round,
He'll take you on a Tiki Tour
And show you the mystery grounds.
There are so many shops and games,
There really is a lot,
The Tiki Tack, The Training School,
Rock Pool and Cooking Pot
Swinging by the Tropical Kitchen,
Should be included in your plans,
When you're rewarded for fetching ingredients,
You'll be Mumbo Pango's biggest fan
If you're into healthy eating
And you really think you should,
A trip to the Tropical Food Shop,
Could do you nothing but good.
The favorite Mystery Island place
Of my Neopet and me,
Is the Hut of Island Mystic,
Where fortunes are predicted you see
The wonders of Mystery Island,
Never cease to amaze me,
So believe me, it is worth it,
To travel there across the sea!
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