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The Spooky Woods By Angixcia

Never step into the Spooky Woods
The monsters there are evil, none of them good
As Halloween draws near, they prepare
To give you a fright, so enter if you dare
Never go there for trick or treat
Or you will end up as dead meat
Why do I say that, you may ask?
Because Edna is waiting to set you a task
Her pale green eyes are just so eerie
They just make me feel uneasy
The Brain Tree isn't any better
His blood red eyes just make me falter
However, if you think you are so brave
Go and enter the Scary Cave
Do not run out squeaking like a mouse
When you step into the Haunted House
You can also try the Pumpkin Patch
If you think you are their match
Well this is all I have to say
Remember my advice--STAY AWAY!!!

The Young Bluna By Freezair

Before time began
in Tyrannia hot,
there did live a young Bluna,
like it there he did not.
He was big and quite fat
his teeth were like fangs
Neopets just stared at him
through wild, unkept bangs.
They made him so angry!
"Oh why," he did cry,
"will no one come to adopt me?"
Oh why, oh oh why!
He wanted an owner,
but look too fierce he did,
but he still tried to please
every Neopet kid.
Till that one faithful day,
in the old Petpet store,
where the Bluna discovered,
he was something more!
His ridges we receding?
Now how could that be?
And dark stripes were emerging!
And grow, grow did he!
So he was bigger
than the Neos themselves,
he could no longer stay
on the Petpet store's shelves!
They took him for monster,
but her ran far away,
and came to a new land
on the light of the day,
up near the ice cap
his ancestors called home.
Upon this new surface
he happened to roam,
such wonderful things
he found all about.
But when the folks saw him,
they started to shout,
"Monster! Monster!"
The panic did spread,
he was driven to mountains
or he'd surely lose his head.
He found a secluded cave
and curled up inside,
and there, most profusely,
he cried and he cried.
He wanted, just wanted,
to have an owner to love,
was that so much to ask
in this world high above?
He was now oh so big,
his mouth oh so wide,
a full-grown Neopet
he could fit inside.
The next one that came,
he was so filled with rage,
he ate them up then,
there was no stopping cage!
He grew and he grew
as offers were brought
to keep him there, happy
so villages he'd not rot.
For eons he lay there,
his offerings piling,
no room to be organized,
cabinets or filing.
The Snowager stands,
where there once was wrought
a cubby young Bluna
from Tyrannia hot.

The Brain Tree By Amyad

"Neopian, I see
that you've come to take my quest!
Are you up to the test?"
The Brain Tree bellows
To the so-called smart fellows

"When and where did Chris Jetsam die?"
"In the year 33 BN
And in The Lightning Swamp, why?"
"Thanks, you're correct. Here's your reward!"
The Brain Tree boomed handing me an award.

"You mean, I'm the champion?"
I asked in disbelief.
"Yes, you beat everybody in just a blink!"
I received a cool looking trophy and 1000 NP.
My reward was a friendship with the Brain Tree.

So, do remember to assist
The Brain Tree in his quests.
Do try your best.
But never spend
All your NPs on the Esophagor
'Cause you'll end up losing more!

Ode to Neopia By Sima_girl

Sloth's haven once, a wasteland sad
A place for misery to abide,
But now Neopians are glad
Their land is glorious, full of pride.

Neopia central: bustling place,
Clean sprited and bright,
Where justice reigns over disgrace,
And Neopets delight.

Faerieland, where magic flies,
Is all the Faeries' home.
A paradise in lofty skies
Where gossamer things roam.

Terror Mountain, cold and bleak,
Has winter all the time.
From icy caves to dismal peak,
Dress warm, and it's sublime!

Mystery Island's hot and lush.
An oasis in the sea.
Its tropical, exotic rush
Makes it the place to be!

The Lost Desert is old and wise.
A sandy, ancient land.
To Sloth it almost met demise,
But proved it can withstand!

Tyrannia is crude and rough,
But it is full of strength.
From dense jungle to rock plateau,
It's vast in width and length!

Krawk Island is a rough place,
Cunning are the pirates there.
Their favorite phrase to say: "Ahoy!"
Or else they scowl and glare.

The Haunted Forest is the lair,
Of witches, ghouls and ghosts.
If coming here, expect a scare,
From all its un-dead hosts!

Virtupets Space Station came
To us in outer-space.
Technology's its middle name,
It is an awesome place!

Come to Neopia for fun,
For games and laughter too.
Come and explore the worlds, each one,
Or make friends that are true.

Halloween Time By Starr_blessed

It's time for Halloween again!
All the pets are running the streets,
In search for the perfect candies,
Perfect chocolates and sweets.
I see a group of Aishas,
Dressed up as witches
And JubJubs as
Pickled Leeches
And I wonder to myself,
"Why am I not out there as well?"
It's not because
My sisters think I will tell
Old, embarrassing stories of
When they were young, or
Whether I will eat
All their candy + more,
Not because I'm spooked,
Oh no, not at all,
It's because my Snowager costume
Has become a bit too small!



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