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Faerie Questing Time
Get me this,
Get me that.
I require a book,
I need a hat.
No using the Shop Wizard
(They must have some sort of plan).
You've got to find it yourself,
Or hope for a hand.
All of the frustration, though,
Is definitely worthwhile.
For the stat points, of course,
Can sure bring a smile.
Perhaps if you are lucky,
The Queen just may visit.
Perhaps the Space or Fountain Faerie,
Some joy will elicit.
So trainers, get up!
Head to The City.
Do every quest that you can,
Whether it goes smooth or it's gritty.
You don't have much time,
Just a couple of weeks.
So go get a quest,
And find whatever they seek.
The Ballad Of The Eventide Draik
Eventide has been set loose
To eat and breathe and growl and fly
It paints the body of the Draik
In burning sun and sparkling sky
The Draik becomes a work of art
Its tail is cloaked in embers bright
Its fingers boast a baby blue
Its eyes shine with a dazzling light
And as it sails across the sky
I see it make a wink at me
I watch it spiral through the clouds
That demigod of majesty
Take A Chance On Dice-A-Roo
Over on Roo Island,
There is a popular game.
With an avatar at stake,
It has gained quite some fame.
Run by King Roo himself,
The game is left to chance.
At first it may seem quite easy,
But soon you’ll need finance.
For this game is rather cheap,
But the jackpot hard to win.
Pay up your Neopoints;
The game is about to begin.
Roll the red die first,
Hoping to move to blue.
If you are successful,
Your winnings will accrue.
Once at the blue die,
Level up three times more,
For once you reach silver,
You can set a score.
The jackpot is the best,
With a wonderful prize:
An avatar and Neopoints,
And, perhaps, a surprise!
This mystery is rare,
But worth all the trouble:
It’s a 10x multiplier!
A chance to win double.
If you want to win it all,
You will have to play a lot.
Losing is quite common,
So do not get distraught!
Um... Thanks, Delina
Delina came to visit me,
She had a quest to do.
"All I want is materials,
A piece or maybe two.
If I get some new crafting things,
I'll make you something nice!"
Well, I was on my way at once,
She didn't ask me twice!
To the Neocash Mall I ran,
For some zips and Spools of Trim,
(I bought some other things, too, of course,
Although that was just a whim.)
I took them to Delina,
My spools and piles of zips,
She stood there waiting,
With her hands upon her hips.
"At last!" she cried as I drew near,
"Now let's see what you've got...
Ah, this and that I asked you for,
Well, it seems you've brought the lot!"
She turned her back and got to work,
And not a thing went wrong,
She presented me with an unusual tree,
And then she said, "So long!"
Well, I was not sure what to think,
And I know you can agree,
It really is quite bizarre,
My Trim and Zipper Tree!
Fire At The Arcanium
Take a gander at The Arcanium
Treasure trove of Moltaran books
Please don't judge it by its looks
You will be grouped among the schnooks
And said to be in a delirium
I know what you are wondering
You think that the books will burn
You do have a lot to learn
I'll ask you not to return
If you keep on with this blundering
Be that as it may, you say
That Yurble is on fire!
The situation, I fear, is dire
I know he will surely expire
If he continues this way
Really now, you foolish thing
He is merely painted magma!
He was lucky enough to snag the
Paint brush, there's really no need to drag, uh...
What's that I just saw you swing?
Please don't tell me it's a bucket of water!
Have you not listened to a word I've said?
Have my words not gone through to your head?
Have you chosen to ignore me instead?
You are just getting odder and odder.
Congratulations, you've ruined everything now
The caves of Moltara are dark and wet
Everything destroyed will have to be set
I'm sure you'll incur a humongous debt
Nothing left to do, my friend, but take a bow.
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