GAMES MASTER CHALLENGE SPECIAL

Brains Vs. Brawn: A Sonnet
by Not_enough_pretzels

Brains vs. brawn: a choice some might find hard,
While other men are destined for one side.
It’s time to roll our dice, to take our cards,
For sneering fuzzles from their lairs to ride.

For flitt’ring Korbats from their dens to fly,
For Turmacs from their slumbers to roll out,
For clowns to menace us with deadly pies,
Steady your hand! The time’s not now to doubt.

Decide! Perhaps you’ll side with Triple A,
Whose only flaw is hubris, deadly pride,
Or maybe it’s for Abigail you’ll play,
With youthful strength the one thing on your side.

The Meepits and the Feepits clash, renewed
With strength, and Lulu quietly intrudes.

Oh, Dear Brother Game Master
by Pahbee

Oh, mister high IQ
Your brainy games so meaningless
You give up after our last rendezvous? 

Competing in pas de deux
Barf Boat, Top Chop, the search for a princess
Oh, mister high IQ

Don't you see, only action games carry through
No room for being devious
You give up after our last rendezvous? 

In action games nothing is new
You are silliness
Oh, mister high IQ

Oh, dear older brother, if you just knew
Trying to teach you is just so tedious
You give up after our last rendezvous? 

You will see sister's point in time due
In the meantime I leave you to fun fictitious
Oh, mister high IQ
You give up after our last rendezvous?

The True Gaming Champion
by Mamasimios

Brains or Brawn, the question asked,
Two siblings taking on the task
To see which one could get the win;
To become the true Gaming Champion

And while those two waste away their days
In a gaming stupor, a numbing haze,
It is I, Lulu, who will sneak about
And stuff my pockets with their loot

So, they think that if they lock their doors
Their trinkets will be safe from one another?
Well, I guess those two forgot about me
And my fine collection of skeleton keys

See there -- my cousin Triple A
Has gone to play games for the day
I can snoop and take this gaming blankie;
It's so ridiculous, he should really thank me

And now Abigail has left her room
So I go in and rifle through her costumes
This Galactic Wig and Stars Face Paint
Won't be missed, I expect to hear no complaint

Brains or Brawn, Brawn or Brains,
I hope they enjoy their little games
And prize their new golden trophies
For all their old treasures now belong to me

Abigail Never Gives Up!
by Chavo_guerrero

With the challenge finally over,
The siblings breathe with relief,
They shake their hands and smile,
But there's hostility beneath.

AAA the Champion,
Gives a tiny smirk,
He knew this challenge from Abigail,
Could never possibly work.

But his sister is not beaten,
She has more still up her sleeves,
She hasn't given in just yet,
She can still beat him, she believes.

So every day she'll practise,
Until the Daily Dare,
And when the games are on again,
You can bet she will be there.

Only this time she'll be better,
And she'll make her brother lose,
And when he is defeated,
It'll be such epic news!

Game Master Recount
by Benjijump

And thus concludes the Game Master Challenge.
All who played had abundant talent.
Tired are Team Brawn and Team Brain,
Tired, worn out, and almost insane.
The defenders of AAA, 
The destroyers of Abigail,
Without a doubt, proved not to fail.
Every single day, a challenge to attend.
After every game, a high score to send.
And all of the games, and every bonus.
We showed that this competition 
Could not own us.
A trophy for all who participate,
Greatly rewarded for playing games 
That many, as a result, you've come to hate.
And handed a lovely Brains vs. Brawn Frame,
Biting your tongue 'cause 
Personally, you find it rather plain.
But you're happy you tried; you did your best.
And now you can enjoy your reward 
Like the rest.
As you begin to relax, you hear Abigail shout,
"That's not fair. I want a recount!"