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Food For Thought By Praying_mantis

Oh how I do,
Love Neo food,
And I am sure,
That you will too!
I like Rest in Peace of Chicken,
It's good and finger-lickin'
Chia Pops are a tasty treat,
Maggot Stew tastes like feet!
Rainbowrific sorts of slush,
And stuff made out of pea-squashed mush.
Neggs of Glamour, Easter and more!
Belly-Busters and Ham foods galore!
Different types of tacos and burgers,
Lots of dogs and frankfurters,
You might try the Nacho Cheese,
But I'd prefer the Jelly Beans!
What's that you say?
You're vegetarian?
You should try their veggies then!
Healthy lots of Broccoli,
Always satisfy my pets and me.
Cheese and Chocolate
Make Fondue
And Fish Pops
From Green to Blue.
Now you know,
My food-filled world,
I hope you give
Neo food a whirl.
So when your pets
Are hungry and vicious,
Supply them with
Some delicious Neo dishes!

Me and the Money Tree By Alsic7

This is what it comes to be
When you rely on the Money Tree
You hope for Battlecards,
Petpets, and Candles
But only end up with a Pair of Sandals!
Click after click after click after click
All the Pickled Olives could make you sick
Piles of Sludge and Toy Sail Boats
Occasionally food not even fit for a goat!
You get Mushy Peas and Bottles of Sand
Tiki Tack Key Rings... gee, are they bland
But look at all the Neopoints; boy, are they neat!
Too bad you went over 10,000 last week!
I will not praise you, oh cruel Money Tree
For all the mismatched stuff you give me!

Aisha Haikus By Baby_snoball

You never feed me.
Perhaps I sleep on your face.
And that will show you.

I need a new toy.
Tail of Gelert keeps good time.
Pounce! Good Gelert! Good!

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

The mighty hunter.
Returns with gifts of Palm Fans.
Your foot just squashed one.

Always on Neopets.
Well, let's see you ignore me.
Sitting on your hands.

Aisha's meow of angst.
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much."

Abandoned By Joeychica10

My eyes ablaze, I watch you go
You cared for me, I loved you so
And now you're gone
I barely live on

My dusty tail wags no more
But lies in my tears upon the floor
Wings of silver, beating bright
Are silent here, on this cold night

But wait, a sound, a clinking latch!
I see you now, are you my match?
Blink away tears from my raw eyes
My stomach howls, you hear my cries

Your hands have a warmth I've never known
As you welcome me into your home
Now I am safe and peaceful again
Thank you for adopting me!

Petpet Puddle Muddle By venuslovegoddess26

What's this talk of a Petpet Puddle?
My head's gone crazy, it's in a muddle

My pets are the crazy ones, though
They're the ones who want to go

I tell them no and they go in a huff
They're starting to trade all our stuff!

First Usukis and now this
It's crazy, it's madness!

What next, a brush that sings?
Or a toy with real wings?

I don't think I can keep wasting money
I spend so much, its not even funny

My pets will have to do with what they've got
'Coz I'm spending no more, I swear I'm not!



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