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For A Chocolate Usul Cupcake
by Origamiorangejuice

This is a tale
That I should tell:
I tossed a coin
In the Wishing Well.

I closed my eyes,
And I wished real hard
For a Chocolate Usul Cupcake
And a Plushie Tanizard,

Pink Usul Mug of Cocoa,
Summer Usul Music Box,
A Seasonal Attack Pea,
And a Disco Doglefox.

When I was finished wishing,
The well was glowing blue,
And the air began to swirl
Like a dizzy Blumaroo.

A rumbling, grumbling growl
Began to shake the ground,
And the wooden bucket flew up
And knocked me to the ground.

I heard an evil cackle
And a quiet, haunting tune,
But I never got my wishes.
Guess it doesn't like dubloons....

Rainbow Dung Woes!
by Dysprosium

Oh, dung of many colors,
How beautiful you be!
When you are near your aromas
Make me feel queasy!

For, though you are 100 days
In my Inventory
You remain as fresh as ever
Just as pungent and stinky!

I have tried to sell you
And give you away for free
But still you seem to stay there
Secretly laughing at me!

The other day I sent you
To the Money Tree
But, lo, one hour later
Someone traded you back to me.

I resolved to discard you,
Once gone, I shouted with glee!
But then, while I was at the temple,
You were given back to me!

This curse I wear upon my heart,
My head, my soul, my nose!
Despite my best of efforts
I have the Rainbow Dung woes!

Ode To Random Things In My Safety Deposit Box
by Chief_man_989

Oh, carved Native Mask
made of wood
so very mysterious
what stories could you tell?

Weak Feather Tickler
a Brain Tree gift
no returns
kept for an avatar.

A reject plushie
of a rainbow Cybunny
smeared dye, therefore 
extra cheap.

Frigid Bluna
a species from a savage land
wild and free, it now
keeps my snowballs cold.

Hemlock Dart
sharp and sleek
piercing the air
a gift from the commando.

Scarab Ring
glistening gold, brilliant blue
dual duty
outgrown in the Battledome.

48 pages
2,243 items
it may be time
for a garage sale.

She's Heading To The Altar
by Javierruiz911

She's heading to the altar
Though for what I cannot say
She uses the bright lit moon
And lanterns to find her way

The bright eyes of a Whoot watch
Every which way she goes
Turning every corner 'round
To find the deathly clothes

Through the swamps and fog
She drags her tattered gown
She seeks a deathly union
Where a lovely dress is found

Those who lost their lives
Are left as spirits in the cold
Dodging tombstones and fences
She finds a dying rose

To spread the will of the moon
That is, to wake the dead
Stars stand out in clustered forms
She finds a wig to top her head

To be a ghost would do no good
For the truth in life is then known
Her new Deathly Union Costume
Suits her perfectly on a throne

Turmac Roll
by Chavo_guerrero

The hungry Turmac rolls around,
Seeking out some fruit,
Every berry that he finds,
Is eaten in this pursuit.

He curls himself into a ball,
So that he can roll faster,
And by leaping high into the air,
He narrowly avoids disaster.

Many hills and ruts of ground,
He has to navigate,
But for jumping over tree trunks,
There's no better candidate.

He knows just where the berry is,
And rolls on ever-nearer,
He gets close and then slows down,
So he can see it clearer.

His legs hold power, he almost flies,
As he soars up off the ground,
And sailing through the air he goes,
Still spinning around.

At last his hunger's satisfied,
But still he just rolls on,
He wants to gather more and more,
Until they're all but gone.

And so he rolls into the sunset,
Devouring berries still right now,
Never stopping in his mission,
To get the finest chow.

A thud is heard from far away,
What could that have been?
Over that hill and just in sight,
Is a most peculiar scene.

The Turmac sits upon his tail,
He shakes his dizzy head,
Not moving forward anymore,
Just resting there instead.

A tree stump lies before him, 
With a dent deep in the bark,
It seems our Turmac hit it,
And really left a mark.

Perhaps it's best he has a rest,
Before there's further sorrow,
And if he's feeling up to it,
Has another go tomorrow!


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