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The Month Of Collecting
And now it comes.
The tenth month of the year.
Its arrival shows that
The end of Year 13 is near.
And time continues forward
And now we look ahead
To all of the things that await us
With eagerness, not dread.
A day for dinos, Grarrl Day
Comes on the fourth
Celebrated in Tyrannia
That land to the north.
On the fifth we remember
The late Hubrid Nox
Blasted in the prime of his villainy
And upon Xandra we place a pox.
The tenth is a day for Eyries
Who wish it could last for days
The thirteenth is a day for Boris
Living up there in the Ice Caves.
On the sixteenth, stay out of the water
For Jetsam day is today
And to celebrate, get them an Aquatic Petpet
They like the taste, they say.
On the twenty-third
For that day belongs to the Symol
If you want one, then you're Meridell-bound.
The twenty-sixth gets spooky
As Korbat Day is today.
Be sure to treat them kindly
Else Lord Darigan will make you pay
And then, the end of the month
A day for spooky fans
Witches and magic all around
And beasts with clawed hands
Halloween comes at the end
A spooky day for most
So go forth and enjoy the month of Collecting
But watch out for Hubrid's ghost.
Ode To My Pile Of Soot
Your eyes convey confusion,
You know not who you be.
Once you were a Ghoti,
Now you're just sooty.
You look to brooms with fear,
And look to me with dread,
The lab ray fires once again,
And now your name is Fred.
Despite your external appearance,
You have a heart of gold.
I'd sell you for a Neopoint,
But you cannot be sold.
I have some adorable Neopets
Who simply look delicious
And sometimes I do forget
That they’re not meant to be nutritious
Can I help that my stomach rumbles
When I get a whiff of my biscuit Cybunny?
“So yummy...” I start to mumble
And then she looks at me funny
And let’s not forget my grape Chia
Who looks so fresh and sweet
No! I have to make do with a tortilla
And not this forbidden treat
Before you all start to worry
And conspire to rescue these cuties
Don’t fret! My brain doesn’t get so blurry
That I would nibble on my beauties
No matter how hungry I might be
My Neopets will never be a snack
I love them dearly, you see
So please don’t be taken aback
The Tooth Faerie's Folly
Over Neopians she sets her eyes,
And into your mouth she spies.
She waits for a tooth to come loose,
And takes it without an excuse.
Your tooth gone and pockets heavy;
You've just encountered the Tooth Faerie!
Neopoints for teeth was her game;
And you had to play when she came.
But teeth played the game of wait,
Which filled her with so much hate!
That's why Grarrl Morphing Potions
Made her quite jolly,
But little did she know --
This would result in her folly.
A tooth in a jar, great no doubt!
No more waiting for teeth to fall out!
So she went to Kauvara with a plan in mind,
But soon she found out her plan was blind!
The cost of Grarrl Morphing Potions isn't light;
They cost more than a mouth
Full of pearly whites!
Imperial Exam I
I want to become
The smartest Neopet in the land.
But first I must partake
In the Imperial Exam.
I stayed up all night
To study really hard.
I really hope I don't
Get stopped by the guard.
I do not even care
If I fail the test.
Getting into the exam
Is all that I request.
But I am not so good at spelling
I hope that I don't slip.
I am approaching the guard now,
I can feel my sweat drip.
My throat becomes dry,
I hope I spell it right.
If I want to take the exam
The word I must spell is "night."
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