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Ode To A Gnome
by Schoolwars

Oh, my Flower Picking Bori Gnome!
I’ve been obsessed since I brought you home
Your handpicked blossom is quite sweet
All the other gnomes cannot compete!

Take that little digging Lupe;
With his spade, always ready to scoop
So if your garden is full of holes
Think twice before blaming tunnelling Symols!

Or consider the Sitting Elephante Gnome;
Hangs about all day with not a single moan
He’s hoping for water to fill up his pot
Eagerly awaiting the first drip to drop!

Now notice the Curious Blumaroo Gnome;
Finding excitement wherever he may roam
He sees joy in a butterfly, floating around
Everywhere he looks - new wonders to be found!

At last, I ponder the lucky Slorg figure;
With his clover, good fortune can be triggered
Though a trail of slime is left in his wake
His fluffy white beard truly is not a fake!

And so, my Flower Picking Bori Gnome
You’ll always have a special place in my home
I know your handpicked blossom's just for me
Now, to invite those other gnomes to tea!

I want a Springabee
by Chavo_guerrero

The Springabee's a Petpetpet,
The newest of them yet,
And just the cutest little thing,
I think I’ve ever met.

With a stripe around its body,
Yellow set with black,
And the smallest little tiny wings,
Upon its thickset back.

It makes some honey in its home,
The Springabeehive or tree,
It lives with its friends and is never alone,
But it loves to be flying free.

I wish my pet would bring one home,
And in its mouth I’d see,
Something I’d keep and would never sell,
My very own Springabee!

But this has got me worried,
The Springabee has a sting,
And if I try to catch one,
It might use it on me!

And if my pet then picks one up, 
Into its mouth to stick,
The last thing I want to happen,
Is its lips to get pinpricked.

I won’t go out with net or gloves,
And catch one using force,
Instead I’ll let one come to me,
And land right in my paws.

So while I admire the Springabee,
I’ll leave it well alone,
But let it know if it flies my way,
I’d give it a loving home.

Kadoatery Conundrum
by alex915956

Just feed one Kad, how hard could it be?
A couple minutes here and there 
And that trophy's mine.
But its disastrously tricky, you will come to see,
Only on the most obscure foods 
Will these Kads dine.

You'll visit the boards and search 
For the Kadoatie smilie,
Look up some guides when 
You understand not one thing.
You post one thing wrong 
And everyone thinks you are silly,
I think my obsession with Kads 
Will just be a quick fling. 

You finally figure it out, easier than a quiz,
You now know the difference 
Between a main and a mini.
Overjoyed and ecstatic, 
You rush to the Shop Wiz,
With all these foods, 
How do the Kads stay so skinny?

You buy up the lots, 
getting lime and lemon ice pops,
Go back to the board and check the times.
It's on right now! Off to the Kadoatery 
Before their hunger stops,
Nothing of yours they want, 
Next time stock up on more than just limes.

Alas, what is that?
Are you sure that's what I own?
The food below that sad Kad?
I DO own one lime, that much is known.

Click on it fast, the prize is yours!
You are so good at it, 
You might as well give tours.

Jellies
by Thecrazyteengirl

I really can't explain
Why jellies are delicious.
I'd only ever complain,
If my jelly was suspicious.
I've heard tall tales and rumors 'round,
About evil jellies Neopets have found.
They creep inside your tights,
And give you Neomites!
To cure just that disease,
Doctor rolls your sleeve,
And shoves a giant needle full of goo,
Inside your vein, it's true.

But maybe jellies are worth the pain,
Of a giant needle in your vein.
I love every single kind,
Except the glowing find.
And honestly I don't hold taste
For a jelly that's half eaten,
Unless the other Neopet was chased
Into a bathroom by a cretin
Where he soundly brushed his teeth.
I know that is something to which you may scoff,
But I won't eat a gelatin
That someone else has bitten off,
Where his saliva lingers in.

And if there was a pickled jelly,
It would reach the corners of my belly
And pickle all of me, in and out,
Until I was a pickle that could not shout.

But I do love very much,
The flavors of tigersquash and pear,
And with just a touch, 
Those jellies wiggle there!

The Greatest Adventurer
by Dellkitty

I'm the greatest adventurer,
Yes, you know it's true,
I'll quickly tell you about me,
If you tell me about you.

I'm Hannah, but you know that,
Because I'm famous, you see,
In Krawk Island and Terror Mountain,
Known for skill and bravery!

I used to be a waitress,
Then found a wondrous book,
I left the Golden Dubloon,
And went to have a look!
 
The Pirate Caves, Krawk Island
My interest fully earned,
I went to search for treasure,
In the Pirate Caves I learned,

How to solve an awful trap,
Avoid Pawkeets when they're mad,
Found secrets that were hidden,
Found the treasure, I was glad!

I made a friend called Armin,
And we headed for the cold,
We ventured in the Ice Caves,
And saved Boris, lost of old.

Today I still adventure,
Doing what I am now used to
Plundering through caves,
So it's your turn: who are you?


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