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Cheat Haikus By Androgybunny

Nice try, Capara
But your flirting will not work
Except for Branston

Oh, Little Timmy
You accuse me of cheating
and I start to cry

Branston the Eyrie
Do wipe that look off your beak
Your chain IS ugly

Try it, Chuffer Bob
I dare you to accuse me
Now the pile is yours

Brucey B ponders,
"Will my lucky coin save me?"
Yeah, right, penguin boy

Kalora can't dress
Or is it part of her plan?
Either way, my eyes!

When Fernypoo loses
The Look comes over her face
We all run in fear

Agent 00 Hog
When cheating, is suprisingly
The hardest to beat

Spectre has one card
He accuses Fernypoo
Spectre has ten cards

Kiko Match By Tbbd

I know a place
Where the Kikos are lost
They try to find each other
At every cost
They run in circles
Looking for their mate
Can you help find them,
How long will it take?
They need to be found
And matched up in pairs
Please hurry for there
Is no time to spare.
Some are the same color
But they have a different face
Can you tell them apart
And find their proper place?
They all have another
Exactly the same
That needs to be found,
This is no game.
Theres a trick,
You can only see them one by one
And you must remember
Where the other is, now this is fun.
If you can find
The lost Kiko's other match
Theyll leave together
In a batch.
After all the Kikos are found,
You can smirk
'Cause youll be rewarded
For all your hard work.

Pirate's Confession By Anima_phoenix

Krawk Island was bare
Afore we came ashore
Only the starin' Krawks were there,
An' nothin' more!
So we built a pirate town
On this isle o' Krawk,
Complete with taverns,
Training school an' dock.
All creatures with their wits about 'em
Stayed far away,
An' they had good reason!
...What's that ye say?
Ye want ta know why?
Tis as clear as kin be!
Why don't I explain,
An' mebbe ye'll see...

Us pirates, we're mean
An we're bold as kin be!
Weve gone tramplin
Across all Neopias seas.
We take wot we want
An plunder the rest
Compared ta other pirates,
O' course, we're the best!
Were all good wit a cutlass,
We're good sailors too,
An were always willin
Ta try somethin new.
When we take oer a ship,
The crew gets knock-kneed,
Fer they know theyll be facin
The scariest pirates indeed!
Weve ne'er failed
In a single raid!
(Which makes our profession
One o the best-paid.)
Now do ye see?
That's more than enough
Fer ye t'realize
That we're scary an' tough!

But... all right,
Ill tell ye a secret, yhear?
Lissen close an open up both yer ears:
Us pirates are made
O both good and bad parts,
An I think, deep inside...
We jus' might have kind hearts...

But dont tell a soul - theres nothin ta gain,
An our fierce reputationll go down the drain!

The Latest and The Greatest By Flow_gon_jin12

Neopets is the best,
If I could, I would play it without rest.
There are many reasons why it's fun to play
And it's free, no need to pay!
They have so many pets for you to choose,
The fact that I can only have four
Sometimes gives me the blues.
There are games to play like Scorchy Slots,
I hope one day to win lots.
Another thing that makes this site neat,
Is all the nice people you can meet.
Chat to people from all around,
From every country,
Here they can be found.
Everyone loves Neopets, whether young or old,
In all our hearts Neopets has taken hold.
Neopets has new things every week,
So your interest it will keep.
That's why Neopets is not only the latest,
But also the best web site of all time!

The Great Neopian Pasttime By Litlwashuu

I toss, he throws,
I think Thyassa knows,
Just when the Gormball will explode,
Like a secret code.

"Oh my!" I think,
If I only blink,
I might miss my chance to catch the ball,
And then i'll take the fall.

Why didn't I go
To Krawk Island, you see.
It's exciting, but fighting,
Is not the thing for me.

The desert is nice,
If you like lice rice.
And Terror Mountain is cool,
But The Snowager's not nice.

Maraqua is gone,
And The Haunted Forest's scary,
And Mystery Island is way to hot,
Especially when you're hairy.

Tyrannia is perfect
For me and my pets,
But on my vacation,
The Space Station is MY bet.

So I say, "Explode on Cool Grundo!"
Or "Explode On Kevin!"
Please, explode on ANY of them,
Just don't explode on me!

And that's why I play Gormball,
Each and every day,
For all the clouds in Faerieland,
I wouldn't give it away.



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