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- BAD POETRY CONTEST -

Secret Passion By Newfrog

Oh sweet nectar of the internet
Neopets.com your site grabs me
Like when I get stuck in a volleyball net.
An addiction, a MOLDY worm
Crawling through my skin.

Kaus, Aishas, Skeiths
Dancing in my head at night,
Haunting me as only a website can
Played on the computer that is Keith's.

Fly
Neopets
To
Me

The Purple Techo and The Legend
of the Frying Pan

By Tinman101

Techo Techo
Zafara boo!
Mister Grarrl says boohoohoo
Pirate attacks wet town
We all frown

Faerie Faerie make a spell,
I'm at school, oh there's the bell
Faerie Faerie fly away
Faerie having bad bad day.

Mystery Island is in the seas
They grow everything, except good peas
They have fruit, and things they stitch,
And best of all, no spinach!
Island people say spinach is bad,
When you eat it you go mad
Clowns wear big red noses,
And this is where my bad poem closes

The Pirate Shyou Who Was Cursed
By Rachaelkomo

There was a shyou pirate
Cursed with bad looks,
As well as bad luck.
One day this shyou pirate,
Cursed with bad luck,
Happened to catch
a glimpse of himself in a mirror,
And having bad luck as well as bad lucks,
This shyou pirate fell over board.

Yet his brother
who was a pirate cursed with good looks,
As well as good luck fell over boared,
Years before his brother did why?
Because his brother was cursed with bad looks,
As well as bad luck,
So the whole crew fell over boared!!!!!

Poogley Parade By Meuoa

Poogle over there
Poogle over here
There's a poogle parade
With Desert Poogles, Faerie Poogles
Invisible Poogles, Purple Poogles
Silver Poogles, Sketch Poogles
Split Poogle, Stars Poogles
Blue poogles, red poogles, invisible poogles
Green poogles, an yellow
Oh no! The poogles are coming
In poogle packs!
I wrote to warn you
Poogles are powerful.
Stay away from poogle parades n you won't
End up like me...
Squishes with poogle prints on my back

Neopets By Fleetwolf

Neopets is fun. No one speaks gibberish.
We have perfekt speling. Water is river-ish.

Wait. I'm getting off-topic now.
I KNOW!! I'll talk about the magnificant Kau!!!

Kaus look like cows. It confuses me lots O_o
Kauvara makes potions to go in the pots ^_^

Myncis look like monkeys. That's confusing too O_o
I wonder if mynci can play a kazoo?

There's a dude named Sloth. He's not very nice.
He beat up the grundos, and I like rice!

Lupes eat chias. Do they taste good?
LITTLE RED IS RIDING IN DA HOOD!

Whoops. I'm getting off-topic again.
Er.. Neopets is typed, not written with a pen! O_o

I've run out of rhymes, so bai for now.
Be sure to be nice to your kau!

Gelerts go "woof." Kaus go "moo."
HEY! What does this button d....



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