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The Grimoire of Thade
Care to take a little look,
I'm certain it won't hurt.
After all 'tis just a book,
All washed in dusty dirt.
A simple thing it is,
With pages greying so.
An ancient tome of his,
With magic does it glow.
Come now, flip it open,
Ease your trembling bones,
Let your mind a-sharpen,
Against the wailing moans.
I sense your hesitation,
You need not be afraid.
Move on past reflection,
For I shall be your aid!
You've opened it, at last!
Feel the winds all howl!
Feel Thade's ancient past,
Checkered, dark, and foul!
You've opened my tome!
For that I give my thanks,
No longer need I roam,
Among the spirit ranks!
Now all shall cower here,
Before my grasping will,
And you will mourn forever,
For YOU have released ME!
He Will Never Know My Faerieland
Placed on top of soft straw and hay
sits a fragile blue egg.
a sapphire Draik.
With a sharp crack,
This Neopet is thrust into a world,
A wise Neopet such as I
still do not know.
He will grow up,
assisting in quests,
He will come to love Faerieland,
its green expanses of foliage,
and its eroded stones.
But he will never know my Faerieland.
He will never know the pure white clouds,
he will never see the complete architecture,
he will never hear the pure music.
he will never feel light,
reflecting from his scales.
But perhaps some things are better forgotten.
He will never hear the crash
that stopped every Neopet's day.
He will never fear the fear,
he will never feel the worry.
No, he will never know my Faerieland,
but I will learn his.
I will come to love Faerieland,
its green expanses of foliage,
and its eroded stones,
A Brightvale/Meridell Tour
(Translated from a Tyrannian Point of View)
Want to see
Might as well.
Snort at me.
Brain is like
King Skarl mad
Me not like.
Want send him
On a hike.
Smell real good,
Dung spoil mood.
give me look.
Not my fault
not have book.
best of all.
hard to play.
Pushed too hard,
rolled wrong way.
Thought get thing.
weird old King.
'cause there no
place like home.
The Faerie Paint Brush Blues
The Trading Post awoke
And much to its dismay,
Not a single Faerie Paint Brush
Was sold at all that day.
"Why, oh why?!" the traders cried,
As they searched for the reason.
Then one looked at the news and said,
"Look! It's plot prize season!"
TNT had worked hard
To release all types of gifts,
But the traders were upset;
They felt like they'd been gypped.
The traders had been hoping
To be millionaires quite soon,
But deflation hit the Post that day,
And they marched to a slower tune.
Now they are all hoping
That inflation will strike again,
But TNT will be working hard
To put it to an end.
Zooming Into Action!
One second, a monster is there.
Two seconds, at me he stares.
Another second and then he glares.
Three whole seconds that are spared.
Four seconds, his eyes start to flare.
Five seconds, I'm lost in despair.
Six seconds, he charges at me.
That's six whole seconds with this monstrosity.
Seven seconds, my time is up.
(There goes my dreams for the Altador Cup!)
When it seemed that there was no more hope,
A blue light struck by; it tied the monster in a rope.
After the smoke cleared, I got a view,
Of my favourite childhood hero.
There was Lightning Lenny, standing there,
Now I have nothing to fear, oh!
Lightning Lenny is valiant and brave.
Every Neopian in trouble he saves.
He's always there, and he's...
Zooming into action!
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