Maraqua's Demise By Luckyladybug01

With a Blumaroo first mate
At the helm,
A dark vessel loomed
O'er the Maraquan realm.
Pirates had come
To tighten their grip
And claim ill-gotten booty
For their ship.

But when threatened,
The city would not back down;
They ordered the pirates
To leave their fair town.
The pirate lord went,
With this last word or two:
"I'll see you in hell,
That's my promise to you!"

No one is quite sure
What happened then,
But now there's a whirlpool
Where Maraqua had been.
There was no gold
For the scourge of the sea,
And now no Maraqua
For you or for me.

Giant Omelette By Starac

Giant omelette, giant omelette
Steaming on the plateau
Everyday when I get hungry
It's the first place that I go

Giant omelette, giant omelette
Wiggling on my plate
Back off Sabre, I need omelette!
Make like a dig and excavate!

Giant omelette, giant omelette
Golden-yellow, eggy too
Oh so yummy, giant omelette
And oh-so-easy to chew!

Giant omelette, giant omelette
You're my favorite vice
How I love thee, giant omelette
I think I'll take a slice!

Wizzle By Lizzie_09

Wizzle needed money
Wizzle wanted fame
Wizzle made a Jelly Chia
Wizzle kept it tame.

Jelly Chias were your friends
Until you kicked them out
But instead of them going outside
They went into your mouth!

Chia was a good friend
Chia was so great
Chia never begged
When his friend Wizzle ate.

Wizzle never told him
Never made it clear
That he was going to eat him
That Chia's end was near.

Chia was so happy
Didn't suspect a thing
Wizzle kept him healthy
Let him learn to sing

Wizzle got too hungry
He advanced on his old friend
And then the Chia realised
He'd soon come to his end.

Chia got so angry
He dissolved that poor old man
When you see the Chocolate Factory,
Listen as hard as you can...

You might hear Wizzle screaming in fright
Or see Chia bouncing about
Don't go in, whatever you do...
You may never come out.

Petpet Trouble By Small_night_fairy

All my Neopets want a Petpet
Like my Lupe of fire.
But to have four Petpets around,
The consequences would be dire!

The Airax scratching the Luxurious Sofa,
A Bloop refusing to eat.
Oh look, a Petpet suprise to clean up...
Ouch! The Angelpuss bit me on the feet!

As I imagine this Neopet nightmare,
My pets go in the Petpet shop and stay.
When they ask for a Warf or a Greeble,
I reply, "For your birthday."

Oh, Pant Devil! By Meeomii2001

Oh Pant Devil, Pant Devil
Leave me alone
In the market or food shops
Do you not have a home?
My Aisha's in fits
And my Lupe's in the Pits!
Because of your mean thieving ways!
Oh Pant Devil, Pant Devil
You nasty old crook
It be a great change
If you gave and not took
I will run and run but I cannot hide!
If you don't get a move on...
I'LL KICK YOUR BACKSIDE!!!