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In Honour of A Special Theme
Have you heard? Did you know?
The latest of the latest,
A whole new craze that's sweeping the nations?
Why it's sizzling and popping,
Twisting and curling,
And crisping with each loving turn.
It's not the latest Twisted Roses dance,
Or some Philharmonic prance,
Sticks 'N' Stones banging a new beat?
Well, that would be pretty sweet,
But this is a sizzling delight
That isn't a Tyrannian Concert Hall sight.
You interested yet?
You want to know, right?
Well, then pull up a patio chair,
Or lie on the grass without a care,
Because for this new beat,
You won't need your feet.
This new curling craze,
Crisping with the latest glaze,
Is a delicious sight,
That is enjoyed without any might.
That's right, friend,
I'm speaking of the latest trend,
Bacon in burgers and coating potatoes;
It's even good with organic tomatoes.
Just enjoy any bacon treat,
And you can even take a peek,
At the 101 Uses of Bacon book,
Or just grab a grill and start to cook!
Hey, even if you're in a slum,
There's a new bacon gum!
So let's sit by the bay,
And enjoy this bacon-themed day!
Make Some Noise (If You Can)
I'm the one you see in the stands,
Yelling so loud, and waving my hands,
Screaming above the sound of the bands
To see my favourite team score.
My throat becomes raw after hours of this;
My scream becomes a whisper, then barely a hiss.
I try to recover, but my poor lungs persist;
I am able to scream no more.
I frantically search for a way to get better.
My favourite team needs their cheering go-getter!
It may be your fault; you hit the wrong letter...
That's what the instructions are for!
The Joys of JubJub Power Bounce
The little JubJub ball
Beams at you with glee,
As you prepare to shoot him forth
For just a nominal fee.
From the cannon he bursts forth
With a little muffled bang,
Hopping off every tile with a ping,
And bouncing off coconuts with a twang.
Your eyes are anxious as you watch
The little JubJub ball;
Is your bounce a lucky one?
Will you get a rarity from the NC mall?
You forego your first prize:
That Bowling Shirt is just not to your taste,
But you decide to take the Summer Cake --
Who could let that pretty thing go to waste?
So with a pretty prize in hand,
You decide to play once more:
Because while prizes are nice, you're having fun too:
And that's what games are for!
The Altador Cup is here at last,
although it will be over fast.
Make Some Noise and Yooyuball
are always sure to enthrall.
But don't let those give you a frown,
you can play Shootout Showdown.
And if you want to play a zinger,
have a go at Slushie Slinger.
Now that the games are clear,
let's look at the teams this year.
Altador, they are the host,
historical heroes with room to boast.
And Brightvale, who may have their woes,
are fearsomely intelligent foes.
Darigan Citadel were winners prior,
they're a team we can admire.
Faerieland, while they're not brutes,
have beautiful wings, and are so cute.
Haunted Woods won the first time around,
and make a lot of spooky sounds.
Kiko Lake, who hasn't done very well,
could turn it around and do really swell.
Krawk Island -- the winners last,
hope the Winner's Curse has passed.
Kreludor isn't used to air,
and their team has lots of flair.
Lost Desert, will they break through,
and finally bid third place adieu?
Maraqua's full of awesome swimmers,
but will they get that Cup that glimmers?
Meridell, the cheese purveyors,
are often thought of as great ball players.
Moltara, the team that's new,
no one knows how they will do.
Mystery Island, though they're tribal,
you'll find them to be a rival.
Roo, another Island group,
won it one year, now recoup.
The Shenkuu team, ancient and wise,
have their eyes set on the prize.
Terror Mountain's bundled up,
and like others seek the Cup.
Tyrannia, they rock 'n' roll,
have their hearts set on the goal.
Virtupets, the Space Station team,
are not as deadly as they seem.
Now that you know about the fun,
Go join a team, the game's begun!
Altador Cup: Lost Desert Treasures
Many come and many go,
Whether fast or whether slow.
In this sport, teams go up
Into the prestigious Altador Cup.
Any team has a go,
With a risk, this they know.
This is the case for all,
For higher are some,
Others may fall.
When all the teams gather,
That is when a true plan comes together.
It is the Altador Cup,
The biggest event on Neopets.
If you play Yooyuball or Slushie Slinger,
There will always be a real winner.
Lost Desert will walk through the sandstorm;
It will go where no team will go.
With Vonde Cayle and Derbi Azar,
Lost Desert will be the winner.
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