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Cry of the Faellie
Befallen with a heavy cry,
The night was a starry blue;
For a Faellie's voice burst through all the rest,
Fur shining with a vibrant hue.
The tune was sad, with a cracking edge,
But the voice was clear and strong;
Dawn to dusk and back again,
Did I hear it from miles long.
A lavish ballad, so calm and true,
Though with that tune came the hidden spell;
And every Neopian sank to his knees,
Bound to wherever the Faellie would forever dwell.
It was the cry of the Faellie, a sad, knowing song,
It was the cry of the Faellie, so the lone Poogle said;
It was the cry of regret, ringing in the distance,
It was the cry of regret that spun my head...
Power of the Cosmic
Rising high, a Nova floats,
Serene expression, two big eyes, --
A creature of the celestial skies
Speaks no word and tells no lies,
Does your bidding, fights your fight --
Then vanishes in a shower of light.
Is a creature, it feels and heeds
Worldly calls, for it is in the heavens no more.
They come in many shapes and sizes;
Want an ultra, what about one in a dark disguise?
Big or small, explosive --
Just one use, and then they're gone.
Power wielded, swift and sure
In a starry shape, ever so pure --
Use him wisely, treat him with care,
Ever so valuable, your senses ensnared!
follow me, my friend,
across all the meadows
in all the lands
to the best place
in all of Neopia --
here it is,
a field of golden kau slips,
a gift from me to you.
no fragrance could be sweeter
than that of flowers
born wild and free,
opening buttery petals
and exposing tiny hearts
of burnished gold --
here it is
my friend, a place where
golden kau slips shine
like so many fallen stars
in a grassy, windswept sky.
Ode to Junk Food
Junk food is so delicious,
That's what I always say.
I have it every day.
I love my Doglefox Popcorn
And my Haystack Potato Chips.
Don't get me started on Chocolate Chias;
They'll have me doing flips.
Neocola is so luscious
As it shimmies down my throat.
Wocky Cookies are a miracle
Upon which I always dote.
Faerieland Gourmet Burgers --
Jelly Fries and Chokato Pies,
I wish they all were mine!
Hubert's Hotdogs are magnificent;
I love them just as well.
Borovan Brownies are amazing,
The truth I always tell.
And so the truth is this,
And please don't you seethe,
I don't have a sweet tooth,
But thirty-two junk food teeth!
Lawyerbot: Footnote in Staff Tournament Year XII?
As Lawyerbot entered the staff tourney,
He realised it would be an arduous journey.
His experience at law school lingers.
It's hard to type with metal fingers.
Was forever ensconced in last place,
But I liked looking at his rectangular face.
He wears a red and green bow tie.
He wants to feed his pet Punch_and_pie.
Sometimes he couldn't even beat Abby,
But still, it never made him crabby.
Faerie Cloud Racers may be his best game.
His score made AAA's score look horribly lame.
He's very good at Usuki Frenzy, to be fair,
But that was nowhere to be found in the Daily Dare.
He broke the mood at the staff party,
But that's just because he's such a smarty.
Do you know what's a codicil?
If anyone does, Lawyerbot will!
Do you know what the definition of "is" is?
Lawyerbot does, since he's such a whiz!
Where can you find his work? I'll give you a hint.
It's mostly in editorials and in the fine print.
He put the DENT in ACCIDENTES.
This fact he never misrepresents.
He wants to find homes for orphaned computer chips,
So that they can stop making sad little blips.
When you break a nail playing Dice-A-Roo,
Call Lawyerbot and he will sue.
As he so succinctly stated,
"Emotions are dumb and should be hated."
Petpet Plunge: a score of two? Kass Basher: 3.14?
Impossible scores! He's amazing to his core.
But just in case you think he's cursed,
Next year, he's promised: worst to first!
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