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Daily Dare Has Arrived!
By Moulinrouge21

The Daily Dare is here at last, everyone cheer!
AAA and Abigail have arrived for another year.
His challenges, particularly hard, are you up for it?
Your stamina strong, fearless, ready to commit?

Showered in prizes you will be, if you defeat the two,
Games at the ready, hard, easy old and brand-new.
32 days these challenges last, will you succeed?
Be prepared, your gaming fingers you will need.

NC Mall challenges as well, Lulu you must beat,
Achieve and AAA's cousin will give you treats.
Packs of 5, 10, and 32, the tickets you can buy,
Intimidated you mustn't be, go on give it a try.

Good luck to those who all decide to participate,
One month earlier AAA is, so don't forget or be late.
Wipe the smug smiles off the trio, go for gold,
Get your gaming hat on, be strong, be bold!

The Games Master Gauntlet
By Chimp_chicken_fish

Bow down to your Games Master!
I am AAA, the magnificent and great.
Meet my sibling Abigail,
Lesser skilled than myself, I take.
You have no computer memory,
And I own your miserable souls.
I pwn at every single game,
And no one can beat my goals.

Puny insignificant challengers,
You think you have the guts?
You make me laugh, young scavengers!
Even my sister can kick your bu--
"AAA! Be nice," Abigail demands,
"I won't let you be a jerk to them,
Cut out all of your pointless commands
And apologise to those Neopians."

Ha! No way, my little sis,
I am the best gamer around!
Go play with Lulu's Alabriss,
Our cousin is less profound.
So, Neopia, are you ready for my tasks?
I have a mighty gauntlet in store.
It may interest you to partake (it's vast),
My many subordinates and more.

The Daily Dare Staff Tournament
By Mamasimios

We gamers all will gather now
As Trip-A has laid the gauntlet down.
So too we can predict who'll win
The Daily Dare Staff Tournament.

We'll see who'll be the first to cry
That AAA's scores are much too high
(My bet is on the jokester Kid Hawk --
Or that safety-obsessed Lawyerbot!)

I wonder at the competitive edge,
For the staff we routinely smash on the head.
To Snarkie is revenge the name of the game?
How about DJ Skellington, Viola, and Mr. Insane?

But then what do we know of Tahiti Jones?
Of Blitzkrieg, V-Man, or LornaDesperow?
How do we judge the gaming skills
Of the staff we do not yet know well?

Marketing Maggie may not play the games,
But who knows about this Jimmy James?
If Dirigibles is the programmer,
Can we expect he'll do better than Dark L8er?

Is Bancha Ninja a wild card?
This makes the picking very hard.
I guess I could just close my eyes
Blindly pick or randomise!

Daily Dare Is on Its Way!
By Sadinei

Daily Dare is on its way,
Are you ready to get in and play?
Abigail will be there with Aristotle too,
If you have NC you might even see Lulu!

A Staff Tourney keeps Daily Dare fresh and new,
While competitors challenge that pesky Avinroo.
Gaming masters will be sure to gather round,
For their mastery they are renowned.

Double Dare shakes up the play,
If you can beat AAA's score by the end of the day.
If you complete it two prizes you will receive,
But if you don't two prizes down you'll be.

Grandultimate Scoretacular is what the best want,
But to the weaker gamers that trophy does taunt.
Soon we'll all jump in, ready to go,
For now it's practice, practice, practice
Before the main show!

Ah, Aristotle
By Maraqua_royal

Some may shiver
As they see his game-obsessed mug,
And others may quiver
while the rest shrug.

AAA chortles at us,
Too arrogant to watch,
And so we really must
Take him down a notch.

With his sister Abigail,
They make an impressive pair,
So confident he will prevail
At his game Daily Dare.

Every day a new game arises,
So we can cut him down.
But no vast amount of prizes
Will ever make him frown.

Though we try to make him rue the day
He came to challenge all,
Still it hasn't happened yet
and still he needs to fall.

Oh well, we might as well enjoy
the games before they have passed,
while still hoping that this big-headed boy
will find his superior at last.



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