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The Year of the Neopets Part One
By Gliterfallsfaerie200

The first month is Sleeping,
All pets rest,
Except on the holidays,
When they have a big fest

Month two is Awakening,
Chocolate Chias and Valentines,
They're around every corner,
And can suprise you from behind

The next month is Running,
Neopets jog long,
To Mystery Island,
For Gadgadsbogen

My favorite month, the month of Eating,
Has lots of holidays,
So much fun,
Everyone joins in the fray!

Month of Hunting,
Brings back memories of war,
Loss and Hardship,
But we still have fun and nothings a bore

The Month of Relaxing
is the last one of the first half,
It brings a special holiday,
The birth of our first Kau calf

My Usuki Obsession By Sachadaisy

To you, I'm just a Faerie Poogle
With an amazingly strange
Obsession with Usukis!
I've got the Space Usuki
Decked out in astronaut attire
And going to the moon!
My Hawaiian Usuki is my favorite
Given to me by Calypso
And then
There are the Usukis
That love to go to the prom!
To have outfits like they
Would be quite a great thing!
My Cheerleader Usuki
Gives us all great spirit
And cheers me on
To buy more Usukis!
Riding on her noble steed
Is that Cowgirl Usuki
Yeeha!
When I visited Tyrannia
I brought home that elusive Usuki
She resides in dung
But is a very nice Usuki nonetheless!
And of course, Magical Hair Usuki
The first of the lot
Her hair flows down her back
And keeps going and going
Kind of like my collection of Usukis!

The Neopian Bank By Whatever1062

The Neopian bank,
Is like a big tank,
Where I deposit my cash,
And then I can dash.
Even though Im a Junior Saver,
I save money for later.
The Bank values every neopoint,
And there is only one joint.
Hop! Hop! Hop!
To the shops.
Open your account,
And the triumphs you shall count.
So take off that frown,
And come on down

I dont care,
What people say,
And look at me in dismay.
The Neopian Bank treats you well,
And thats just swell.
Thats my story.
Oh what glory.
The Neopian Bank,
Is Number One in Rank.

The Invasion of Sakhmet By Ducky86114

Oh dear! Oh dear!
They're coming, they're near!
The Grundo Troopers
come to take what we hold dear!

Too late! Too late!
They've made it to the gate!
We must run away before we're on a plate!

Ack! Ack!
You better watch your back!
Or the Grundo Troopers will blast you black!

Oh no! Oh no!
They've got Commandos!
C'mon we've got to run: ready, set, go!

Call a truce! Call a truce!
Look here comes a Bruce!
"I refuse to let them continue this abuse!"

Hooray! Hooray!
Brucey B will find a way!
He will help us to save the day!

His Worst Nightmare By Freezair

I'm not really strong,
on that fact I dwell,
my HP's just fifteen,
my Level only twelve,
my fur's rather ragged,
my nose pale and bleak,
but I'll tell you now,
I'm no scardy-Kacheek,
that ol' Dr. Sloth,
menace to the land,
with his mutated armies
and Grundo-slave band,
is quite terrified of yours truly,
I don't lie,
he finds me ferocious,
to fight me he won't try,
and I'll tell you how,
as The Rock Beast pounds down,
how I scared him silly,
how his bravery drowned...

As word of The Rock Beast
spread like fire through grass,
through my floppy ears
it did happen to pass.
I wanted a chance,
though I knew I would lose,
for all of Neopia
my powers to use.
I went to the desert,
to find the big foe,
went through the NeoNile river
who did happen to row?
It was tall, green, and ugly,
live and in the skin,
he saw me, so weak there
my blue fur so thin,
and he laughed and he said,
"A stray little Kacheek!"
and he lifted his staff to me,
I felt rather bleak.

But then I saw something.
So strange,
and so rare.
A very odd thing about
Dr. Sloth's hair.
It looked like three antennae.
I swear that it did.
And a hunch came to me,
and on it I bid.

"Fine," I replied,
acting to care not,
"Go and attack me,
in these sands that are hot."
And I took a brave jump,
not knowing what to do-
"But I guarantee,
my owner'll be after you!"
And he looked.
And he said,
"You're not stray after all.
But that won't stop me from making you fall."

But I saw now a thing,
truth beyond so,
I saw in my head,
a self-mutant Grundo.
He was power-hungry,
and so, as a lad,
he'd changed himself so,
he'd gone rather bad.
Dr. Sloth had once been
a pet just like me
and so I said,
most confidently,
"Like I said, that's OK-
if you think it'll get
back what you once lost
while you were a pet."

And then I said it.
That one word of power.
His staff fell to the ground,
in a second like an hour.
He ran away quickly,
in greatest fear,
he now loathed my gaze,
he avoided my sneer,
I chased him to scare him,
for he saw what I had-
the truth he had lost,
as a young Grundo lad.
It was like for a moment
to temporarily be
the strongest Neopian
the world ever did see-
I gave Sloth his worst nightmare
since the Space Faerie above-
for that single word that I had uttered
was "love."



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