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Money Tree Nightmare
My pet's stomach rumbles.
My shop is a flop.
Where to get Neopoints to feed my pet?
The Money Tree, of course!
I head over to the monumentous tree,
Hoping to get some dough.
But I find well-dressed people
Taking Neopoints instead!
Oh boy... what a show!
People pushing and shoving each other,
Just to get some NP.
My pet gives me those eyes again.
I hate when I see those eyes,
Those pitiful, depressing, hunger-pained eyes...
I leap into the fray
At the base of The Money Tree,
Hoping to get those eyes off of my mind.
Suddenly, everyone clears off,
Each holding a bag of NP.
I look to the base of the tree.
For the second time this week,
I lead my pet home.
Because of people's greed.
Who'll Save Us Now?
Oh, have you heard the rumors?
He may be back, have you heard?!?
I thought our peace was assured.
We thought he was gone,
We believed it all along,
I'm afraid we were wrong.
In the night sky, his ship loomed,
His weapon readied, we thought we were doomed.
Out of the cosmos, the Space Faerie came,
She stopped his plan, but we remember his name,
His return we would never allow,
But he may be back, and who'll save us now?
Maybe the rumors are not true,
Maybe all my ranting is paranoia undue,
But what if he's back? What if revenge is his vow?
What will we do? Who'll save us now?
The Snowager's Return
Under the Mountains of Terror,
The King lay asleep inside his hall.
His title of fear, a Worm of Dread,
And ever so his foes shall fall.
His teeth are sharp, his tail is long,
His weapons swift, his gaze is strong;
His heart is black, filled with hate;
All shall suffer, for their wrong.
The pets of present have mighty spells,
But still heroes fall like ringing bells,
In places deep, where he lay in sleep,
In hollow halls beneath the fells.
The King beneath the mountains,
The Worm of carven ice,
The lord of frozen fountains,
Has been awoken more than thrice.
His name shall be known once more,
Dark tales shall be retold,
His halls shall fill with gore,
For many seek Snowager gold.
The snow shall wave on mountains.
And ice beneath the sun;
His wrath shall flow in fountains
And the rivers frozen run.
The streams shall run in madness.
The lakes shan't shine nor burn,
And sorrow prevail with sadness,
At the Snowager's return.
Ode to the Auction
Going once, going twice
sold to the highest bidder.
I keep on placing my bids,
'Cause you know I'm not a quitter.
Fast and furious the bids come in,
the fastest fingers win.
And if I am the lucky one,
I sit back in my chair and grin.
And if I put something up for sale,
I pick my most popular possession,
then I sit back and watch the Neopoints fly,
amazed by the end of the session.
I enjoy bidding and selling at auction,
a lot of things I hope I can dump,
and I continue to strive to be,
the Neopian Donald Trump.
Brucey B's Lucky Coin
My lucky coins been with me long
But was loving it so wrong?
It brought me luck, too much indeed!
Because I won too many points and I couldn't see,
That gaining more was not my cup of tea!
I entered one more match
To see how long I could last.
There were four contestants, creepy were they.
I lost all points and thought I could win!
When I tossed my lucky coin in!
A Jetsam played a four
I thought he was cheating so I yelled it out loud.
He wasn't so my head fell down from the clouds.
What will I do without my luck?
I won't be a very happy duck!
My coin is gone
I'll problaly lose my NeoHome and lawn
I won't worry, I have friends by my side!
We'll get it back,
I hope for my coin I can't lack!
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