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Hubert's Hotdogs By taytochip

Hubert's hotdogs,
Get 'em while they're hot!
You say they're gross,
I say they're not!
Mayonnaise!
Nacho cheese!
I'll have twenty,
If you please!
Corned dog!
Or simply plain!
There's enough,
To drive you insane!
Hubert's hotdogs are wonderfully good,
Eat 'em messily like you should!
I suggest you go there before,
They're all sold out and there's no more!

Questing By mag187

From dusk to dawn, from town to town,
With only meager clues,
I prowl the auctions and the shops
To find items for you.

Sometimes for the Esophagor
I find a tasty treat.
Returning with eye candy, or
Something else, uh, "good" to eat.

Sometimes Edna requests my help,
So she can make a spell.
And if I don't retrieve these things,
She makes my life a heck.

I've helped the chilling Faerie
In her castle in the snow.
She orders me to retrieve things
From the villages far below.

I've also run an odd job
For anyone in need
Who needs elusive items
Or just can't control their greed.

This may seem like a worthless job,
But good deeds aren't ignored...
The Faeries ofttimes send me
On an errand or a chore.

My Neopoints have dwindled
But my Deposit Box is stuffed
With rare and useful items
By now I have enough.

So if you have a problem
And you need an item fast,
Just call me and I'll be right there
Retrieving what you've asked.

Special Day By _chicago_bulls_

I walk into the room,
Filled with other players,
A couple hundred Neopoints,
And my big lucky coin,
I look at the leader,
Spectre is his name,
And Cheat! is his game,
I look and wish and wish,
To win the big huge trophy,
I look at my lucky coin,
And make the special wish,
I sit down at the table,
All green from the cards,
I take a look at my bunch,
And take a long sigh,
I have no chance to be here,
Yet I try and try and try,
And right now I'm holding,
The Number One Golden Trophy.

The Poogle Races By never_trust_a_vixen

The flying of fur,
The pounding of feet,
All the fans shout,
"Number Five can't be beat!"
The first hurdle,
Oh my,
I think I will cry
The one I just bet on,
Number Two in black,
Won't finish this one,
Especially not in first place!
The racers near the end,
But first, there's a bend.
The eager fans gasp,
Number Five is now last!
The one in lane two,
Is racing anew!
First place is agreed,
With Number Two in the lead,
The gold cup is now,
Handed with a bow,
To my friend,
Number Two in black!

Limericks for the Faeries By volcanica_kougra

First there's the Faerie of Light,
She's a joyous little sprite,
She collects trading cards,
Which strongly, she guards,
We do her quests with delight.

Next there's the Faerie of Air,
The one with the beautiful hair,
Eyeshadow or Blush,
Or a long Hair brush,
A quest from her is rare.

The Water Faerie lives at the springs,
So she can heal your pet's scratches and stings,
She'd rather read a tome,
Than go to the Battledome,
She's a Faerie that doesn't have wings.

Then there's the Faerie of Dark,
Her bite is worse than her bark.
If you find a toy with stealth,
She'll increase your health,
Or you may face a deadly spark.

Of course there's the Faerie of Earth,
Finishing her quests never is worth,
The money you'll use,
Seems just a ruse,
To feed your pet, not causing much mirth.

Next is the Faerie of Flame,
Her red hair gives her much fame,
Her clothes keep catching fire,
So she will require,
A cool outfit, so she will proclaim.

Then we have the Faerie of Space,
The Faerie of mystical grace,
She lives in the stars,
Far beyond Mars,
She can never be replaced.

The Battle Faerie will fight,
She is a true faerie Knight,
With Legacy, her horse,
She shows no remorse,
To those who don't battle, but take flight.

The Soup Faerie is very kind,
She knows that love is blind,
She will aways feed,
Those who are in need,
I'm sure that you will find.

Don't forget the Queen of the Faeries,
Dressed in the color of berries,
If you finish her quest,
Your pet shall be blessed,
Though the reward always varies.



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