An Ode to the Shoyru By magicgal_185

My friends call 'em ugly
My parents call them dumb
But heck to all of them!
They're just clowns

I know that when the dog's at the vet
and the cat at the market
and the bird is in a funk
and the rabbits in a grump
The best thing to do
is come here and play with me Shoyru

Yes, my Neopoints do seem to disappear on "necessities"
Like Faeries, spells and others
But half the fun is earning it back
And then of course, showing off to my brother!

Little Dog(Dedicated to Warf the dog) By Ashley(gurl_4ever)

I saw a cute dog at the pound down the street,
He looked sad, yet he was cute and sweet.
I wanted to keep him, but I wasn't allowed,
For I lived in an apartment, so he'd have to stay in his pound.
For I cried and I screamed, but it was no use,
The doggy in the pound would never be loose.
But one night as I wept in my bed, something beside me window caught my attention instead.
I opened my window and peeked out side, but it was so dark there was nothing in sight.
But then a shadow appeared and as I was about to scream,
The little dog from the pound jumped in from behind the maple tree.
The dog licked my face and my mother rushed in,
and she said," I guess we can hide him," and she gave me a grin.
Now we live togther, yes me and my dog.
Now we're a family, like we should ave been all along.

how now brown KAU By tannadean

A Kau from Neopia once mooed
and begged me to give her some food
so i whipped up some grub
then stuck her in the tub
and cleaned her real gooood

i wanted to name her moomoo
but the name had been taken !boohoo!
so i sat and thought
annoyed and distraught
and came up with moomoosan instead of moomoo
yay! i really love my Kau
in fact, she's kissing me right now
i am a bit crazy
the poem's silly cuz i'm lazy
so i must say "how now brown KAU"

The Miserable by Suraineko

I was so happy
when I saw him for the first time.
He was so cute
And green like a lime.

Everything was perfect
But only for a while.
I would play with him for hours
I wanted to make him smile.

But then all was not well
I had no more money.
He said "buy me more toys!"
"Sorry... I can't, Honey."
I failed at every game
I lost it all betting.
Jabberwokey wined and wined
and I started sweating.

"What can I do?!"
I couldn't think of a thought.
I'll make money off my poetry
Now that's all I got!

I squirm and I struggle
I try really hard.
the only thing that keeps me going
is my Jabberwokey without any lard.

Things are so expensive now.
I used to be rich.
I bought him a green bike once.
But now I can't afford a fish.

If only the Blackjack dealers
hadn't cheated me bad.
Jabberwokey would still be happy.
Jabberwokey would still be glad.

So now I beg...
of all of you.
Please help me out....
what if I were you?