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The Mysterious "Neoplants"
By Amandanicole20

On April 1st, we all discovered
Neopets had been taken undercover.
We once had Neopets big and small,
Now TNT has taken them all!

Each Neopet vanished without a trace,
This is one mysterious case.
Pets to plants, oh how sad.
Now we are left lonely and mad.

What could we do with a plant all day?
We can't go run and play...
All we can do is sit and stare,
at our new plant that is oh so bare.

As we were just about to cry,
We wondered could this be a lie?
Why would we want a "Plantopet" instead?
If this is how it is, we will just go back to bed!

A bit of investigating is in our favour,
We think we can do it, we'll be braver.
Plants for Pets, they wouldn't do such a thing,
Especially right at the beginning of Spring!

Run to your lookup, look and see,
this is no mystery.
There are no plants left in your Neopet's place,
Looks like we've solved this mysterious case.

TNT played a trick,
but we admit it was a good one to pick.
Happy April Fools' to each girl and boy,
Now go play with your Neopet and buy them a toy!

Long Ago, a Tale of Woe
By Anjie

A tale told by the fire's glow,
From long ago, A Tale of Woe...
Sepia, the memory seems,
A world lost long ago.
A story set in antique times,
A tale full of woe.

Gather near the fire's glow,
Enticing do flames gleam.
Listen to a Gypsy tale,
That's not all it might seem.

Join small Gilly on the path,
That leads through Haunted Woods.
Treading where the brave do fear,
And walking where none should.

Seek the ruins of the past,
In town of broken dreams.
Where lesson learnt was hard indeed,
That nothings as it seems.

A tarnished locket seems a clue,
The mystery grows intense.
Something wicked happened here,
But what? So dwells suspense.

Something lurks in dark, damp cave,
A beast you do detect!
But what you find in lamp's pale gleam
Is not what you'll expect.

A tale told by the fire's glow,
From long ago, A Tale of Woe...

The Slushie Slinger Waitress
By Soaringeagle25

She takes the order and with a scurry
Grabbing a glass to fill with the cold delight
That all the parched fans want in a hurry,
A quick slushie to their taste, it must be right!

Fans swarm to her stand, all hard to please,
During, between, or at a Yooyuball game's end.
It's a wonder they don't get brain freeze
As they slurp quick, leaving empty cups to tend.

Yet cool as can be she collects the glasses
Before the fall to the floor, tinkling shatter.
While slinging her slushies to the thirsty masses
Bustling about like the stress is no matter.

A quick sashay takes her to the slushie machine
To fill a cup to the top with icy Chokato.
Though tired and worn her copper eyes gleam
As she delivers to the customer their tasty snow.

She knows that every slushie she sends,
Though her job is repetitive and often boring,
Will help her team gain victorious wins
And send the team spirit soaring.

April 1st
By Kristym122

April 1st shocked us all --
We were worried, scared, appalled.
The green site theme all too bright,
As TNT's new plan came to light.

Neoplants? But what the heck?
Quickly I clicked the link to check:
Neoplants was on its way,
When would it start? Tomorrow? Today?

The Neoboards were a chaotic mess,
A state of exaggerated distress,
As Neopians began to rant
About these dreaded "Neoplants."

"Relax, calm down!" we would say,
"Just take a breath, remember today
Is April Fools', you fell for it,
That's just too bad that you've been tricked!"

The Daily Dare Is Done
By Sarika_ambrielle

AAA and Abigail were the opponents,
Hope your choices were wise.
As long as you beat the challenge,
You received a nice surprise!

Some were harder than others
And took morning, noon, and night,
Many hours of practice
Just to get it right.

If you found it hard
And gave a little yelp,
You could head to the Neoboards
To get much needed help.

Once you beat the challenge,
You were as happy as can be,
All your work paid off
So you give a shout of glee.

You had it on your schedule
Until the day it was done,
The Daily Dare challenge
Was fun for everyone!



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