I was sitting on my Kauvara Sofa in the living room reading the Neopian Times
that my Lupe, Rurrio, fetched for me this morning. "Wow, Rurrio, the Faeries have entered the Battledome to fight
us!" I shouted across the room to his bedroom. "You're joking? Let me see that!" Rurrio ran across the room and
sat beside me. "Oh my. Wow! Can I challenge them? Please, huh? Please??? Pretty please?" he pleaded, barking up a
storm. "Sure, give me a few hours. I'll pack our weapons and potions first," I said as Rurrio smiled and leapt into
Author :Neopets Staff|
Date : 18th June
...I rushed into my room and threw open the drawer that contained all of our weapons. Rurrio was a semi-experienced
Lupe when it came to the Battledome, so we had an array of different items. "What will we need, what will we need?"
I asked myself. "Strategy is key when it comes to the Battledome. How about a few Faeries for the last minute blessing?
An Ice Scimitar or maybe a Million Degree Sword? Healing Potions and Elixirs are a must... Oh geez, I'll just bring
everything." I was never good at making decisions. As I was packing the items into a large suitcase, Rurrio bounced happily
in from the next room. "Can I bring my Kadoatie, Blaze? I heard that Pet's Pets come in really handy in the Battledome,"
Rurrio asked. "Well, you know, we have a hard enough time already just taking care of her at home... maybe it would be best
to leave her at home at the Neolodge or just alone?" I tried to reason with Rurrio. His Kadoatie never really liked me and
always seemed to ruin my good clothes. "Okay, okay, fine... you can bring your Kadoatie." Rurrio sighed with a sly look on
his face. Was he planning something?...
Date : 18th June
..."Okay Rurrio, spit it out. What are you planning?" I asked. "What? Nothing! Why would I keep a secret from you?" he said.
"Okay then, let's just leave," I said while the Kadoatie nibbled on my suit as I swatted it away. Maybe I should have got
him an Angelpuss, I thought. While we were driving to the Battledome, that blasted Kadoatie jumped on to my head blocking
my eyes. We swerved to left, went off road and Borovan only knows where we went. It was sort of like Bumper Cars. "Now how
are we going to get to the Battledome?" cried Rurrio. "Well, I just don't know. We'll have walk seeing that our ride is
destroyed," I said. It was stifling hot out, wherever we were. We walked for hours and hours. "Where's the blasted Battledome?!"
cried Rurrio. "I don't kn.." But I got cut off. Standing there was a huge Grarrl. He barred his teeth and growled. "Now I know
where we are!!" cried Rurrio. "We're in Tyrannia!"...
Date : 18th June
...the Garrl leered down at us. I could feel his hot breath on my face. Just as I thought we were about to become snacks
for the huge Grarrl a little Kyrii came up next to him. "Don't let Grarrg scare you. He seems all tough, but really
he's harmless," said the Kyrii "Hunh! Harmeless she says," Grarrg mumbled as he trapped off. "I'm the battle master,
I have a reputation to maintain." With that he disappeared over the hill. "My name is Kyruggi. I'm the village elder
here in Tyrannia," she said. "Is there anything I can do for you two?" "Well actually we where on our way to the
Battledome," I said. "My lupe Rurrio here wanted to battle the Faeries that came there recently, but we had a little car
trouble." "Well that's no problem, I can get you both to the Battledome." "Really? How?" asked Rurrio. "There's only
one way to travel around Tyrannia quickly!" With that she let out a loud whistle. All of the sudden I could hear the
sound of huge wings beating the air. As it came closer I looked up in the sky to see...
Date : 19th June
...a HUGE and I mean HUGE Korbat. It must have benn 1,000 times the average Korbat's size! "This is Tiny," Kyruggi said.
We climbed aboard Tiny. "Tiny take us to the Battledome," Kyruggi ordered. Tiny flew for what seemed like hours but was
really only a few minutes and finally (it seemed) we were at the Battledome. "Thank you!" I said. "And take these," I handed
Kyruggi 37 Neopoints. "Oh thank you soo very much!" Kyruggi said gratefully accepting the Neopoints. "And here." I tossed
Tiny a bitten red apple that I had had in my pocket for two days. Tiny practically inhaled it. When we walked into the Battledome
and then up to the Info Desk to see if any of the Faeries were available. "The Water Faerie is the only one available," the
female cloud Kacheek replied. "Thank you," I said. "Oh the Water Faerie is in battle area #145," she called after us. We went
to battle area #145 and walked in. We saw the Water Faerie right away. "Come to challenge me, little Lupe?" "Yes and..." Rurrio
stopped. "Where are the weapons?!?!?" Rurrio whispered to me. "I think I left them... where? Great, we're going to get pelted by
the blasted Water Faerie!" I said, VERY worried. The Water Faerie stepped up and...
Date : 19th June
...said, "You didn't by chance get a ride by that Korbat named Tiny did you?" I turned to Rurrio and he was as surprised as
I was. "How did you know that?" I asked the Faerie. Knowingly the Faerie replied, "Tiny and Kyruggi have been conning innocent
people like yourselves for years, I can't believe authorities haven't captured them yet." I was hurt, and to think I had given
that "nice" old Kyrii 37 of my own well earned Neopoints. I felt a tugging on my suit. I looked down at Rurrio. "What is it?"
I asked him. "I know how to get the weapons back from that Blasted Kyrii!!" he said. "And how would we do that?" I asked. He
replied, "My Kadoatie's got a cunning plan...
Date : 20th June
..."But it's not quite finished," the Kadoatie squeaked. "I'm going to need a lot of help." The three of us looked at him
curiously. I said, "OK, what do you need?" "I need disguises, fake swords, and Neggs. Lots of Neggs." "For yourself?" "No!"
"RRRRGH, here's my plan. The fake swords are the ones to be switched with ours, and the Neggs are to keep Tiny busy. As you
may have gathered, he's not too bright." I asked, "But what about the disguises?" "Oh yes. We must try our best to look
like Faeries--but how are we going to manage that?" There was a pause, and then the Water Faerie said, "I may have something
in store for you."...
Date : 20th June
..."I can't believe I let you do this, I really can't," I said after they finished putting on the lipstick. Rurrio was
laughing like heck, wishing he had a camera and the Kadoatie nearly wet the floor. "Here eat this," said the Water Faerie
as she handed me a Negg. It was a Negg from the Neggery, it was a-Gamour Negg?!?! "No way am I gonna eat this!" I exclaimed.
"Fine, suit yourself." She took a bite out of the Negg. Still laughing, Rurrio asked about the wings. The Water Faerie smiled
and said some funny words. All of a sudden, my back felt funny and all of a sudden wings busted out. We hat to cut holes in
my dress to allow the wings to come through. Then the Faerie looked at my legs. We're gonna have to shave those. "WHAT!?!?
No way!" I yelled. Rurrio was about to keel over with all that laughter. The Kadoatie was rolling around too, almost choking with
laughter. I finally gave in and my transformation was complete. "Now for you, little Lupe"...
Date : 21st June
...said the Water Faerie. "Erm, how about a Hairy Tash and a hat with some glasses and fake eyebrows and a fake nose?" asked
Rurrio. "Oh no you don't! If I have to get dressed up like a girl, then you do too!" I proclaimed. "B-B-Bu-But...." fumbled
Rurrio. "Not buts Mister! Or should I say, Misses?" I said with an evil grin on my face. "Now what do you have in store for
Rurrio, Water Faerie?" asked the little Kadoatie. "Well, I was thinking of some flowers and flip-flops. But whatever you want is
fine," replied the Water Faerie. "No! No! NOOOO!" screamed Rurrio as we came forward with his outfit in our hands. He crept
into a corner as we surrounded him, each with a piece of clothing. We had decided to put him in a nice Earth Faerie outfit,
which was perfect because the Earth Faerie had a little bit of a mustache and so did the Lupe (perfect disguise for Rurrio).
Within minutes we were off to see Kyruggi and Tiny about our stolen items...
Date : 21st June
...when we arrived back in Tyrannia, almost the first thing we saw was Tiny and Kyruggi, giving a ride to some Jubjub.
This time we saw her cunningly steal the weapons bag from the snoring Jubjub. She added its contents to the steadily
growing bag that was hanging from Tiny's ear. Then ever so quietly she put the empty bag back by its sleeping owner. The
Water Faerie grabbed my hand and Rurrio's paw and we were up in the air, flying awkwardly towards Tiny's head. The Kadoatie
deviously fed sleeping powdered Neggs to the Korbat while me, Rurrio, and the Water Faerie began taking the bag off Tiny's
ear. When it was finally off we grabbed the Kadoatie and took off into the air. Unfortunately for us, Kyruggi spotted us
almost as soon as we were off the Korbat. Kyruggi pulled out an ice gun and...
Date : 22nd June
...said "Freeze or I'll freeze you!" The Water Faerie stopped and quickly turned around. She noticed that she had the
ice gun on it's safety lock. She wasn't really going to shoot them! She was trying to scare them! "Try to act scared
and plead for mercy. I'll contact the police." Whispered the Water Faerie to Rurrio and I. "Ok. How will you contact
them?" I answered, a bit nervous. "Don't question just do!" She whispered forcefully. "Please, ma'am! Don't shoot us! I don't
want to be a frozen Faerie!" I noticed that the Water Faerie was beginning to slip away. Then I got her plan. "I'll just
keep distracting her!" I thought to myself. "And what if I let you live?" Asked Kyruggi "I'll, I'll give you a Negg!
A magical one! Anyone of your choice!" I answered. "Really? No ones ever offered that before! Wait! Hold it right there!"
She pointed the gun at the Water Faerie. "Where do you think your going?" The Water Faerie turned around, "To get the Chia
police! My friends here stole something from you! Even though they're my friends I won't let them get away with thievery!"
"Smart Faerie." "Thank you." She answered while taking a little bow. At this point I believed her. She went on her way to
the Chia Police. By then we had been put on the ground.
An hour later
"Finally! Couldn't have taken any longer ya know!" Kyruggi said sarcastically. "Sorry! I had to make them believe me!"
She tried to cover up something. "Please officers! Don't take us away!" "I'm sorry, but we must. It's the law." I put out
my hands to be cuffed. After he cuffed me I was put in the car and was forced to give back the items. "Here!" I shoved them
to Kyruggi. "Sorry if there broken." I said in a snobby way. "What am I supposed to do now?" I thought to myself. Even my
Neopets betrayed me!" I thought as I looked out of the window to see my Neopets laughing at me. I was taken PASSED the
station and right to my house. I went inside with the policemen. "It's dark? Why is it so dark? I left every single light
on when we left!" As I went to switch the light, "SURPRISE!" I heard people say. I totally forgot that that day was my
birthday! Kyruggi took off her mask. It was my mother! Tiny was actually mechanical. "I thought it felt a bit harsh!" I said
to my mom. "We tried not to be TOO obvious!" "Believe me! I didn't have a clue!" I said smiling.
Date : 22nd June